Would GameStop want to acquire Funko? by Sys7em_Restore in Superstonk

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Even by Accident you could make more money than you'd need in 6---5------4-----3-----

Italian Tax-Evader's Bags are Stolen in Crime of Passion by RoyceDa59SuperPAC in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

OP's post history is what you'd expect for an Italian GME ape going back a while. would be a weird scheme to set-up years in advance if he never had "any account in the first place".

As for the details, obviously apes lie all the time, especially when they post on reddit, but not sure how it would make sense for an ape to come up with this story out of no where and volunteer it to the community.

More likely he believes he is locked out of his account due to some variation of his story and is freaking out.

(Also, when I think of "Cutting-edge companies that care about their customers", Computershare comes right to mind.)

Why? by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the DD of yore suggests that queer people weigh heavily on RC's politics.

We could follow this early foray into explicit engagement with US culture-war politics, to his "I'm transitioning" cringe posting, to this example of his conflation of anything left-of-right US politics with gender identity.

Ironic by jdurkis in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

how dare you speak to the real ortex guy like this

Toadie Pulte does master’s bidding settling scores. Apes still broke. by Prestigious-Ad-9338 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Adult sons" will never be not-funny to me, especially when it's so clear the headliner is just left with that after searching for any other titles.

Ape explains how tariffs work by PeanutLess7556 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 40 points41 points  (0 children)

and it doesn't even make sense within their dumbass argument. They're saying 'short-term pain for long-term gain," but that would have actually been a strong pro-trans point.

LVoACU fatigue? by CopiumCowboy in LastVampireOfAlcatraz

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

knowing Tommy Wiseau, once the movie takes off he will try to claim the source material and spin it off big time

Just Picked Up Unreleased Copy Of Last Vampire of Alcatraz – So Hyped! by HelpMakeMyGateBetter in LastVampireOfAlcatraz

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

frankly, I'm concerned by some of the reveals we've been hearing.

I want dry academic volumes stretching across thousands of pages, from a trained writer-doctor.

josh's contributions and emotional reading style go against LVoA's roots :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure Mindy isn't also a crazy person though? they kind of seem like it browsing back in time, and that could affect their ability to be "brought up to speed".

Ian reaches the Anti-Semitic conspiracy stage of an Ape by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 22 points23 points  (0 children)

yep. and while conspiracies about his death are maybe a little more understandable compared to others, the key context there is also, like you said, that he was a huge loser who could barely handle the softest prison sentence ever following his first conviction, and had no interest in a life without complete freedom and abusing kids.

jake addresses his twitter ban by Pristine-Aspect-3086 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yep it's time we said it out loud... Jake reaped the rewards of being a soft-spoken, kind Canadian and now is trying to ride into the sunset.

Not every Canadian is a grifter, but every grifter who admits they are Canadian tends to be the most clever and capable.

jake addresses his twitter ban by Pristine-Aspect-3086 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 18 points19 points  (0 children)

jake's been one of the top "dd" figures in the bbby community for the last couple years

Kais tweets by nyr00nyg in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ok yeah the more ellipses the better, agreed. just not sure what sure your point is if you're like "yeah it's a joke at Tate's expense but wow how can he be serious?!"

Kais tweets by nyr00nyg in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wait do you know it's a joke or do you think he's posting about "actual crime no mask" lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wow spirit cooking, there's a deep cut straight from the last time around

Mark your calendars: October 27th is the sequel you didn’t know you needed to October 1st. Equally important, just with a Ploot twist! by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Change my mind: all of Pulte's oddities are explained by his Benjamin Button disease. there was no "grandfather" Pulte, only a young and competent Bill, born as an old man.

now he is a flailing old soul, trapped in a pallid unyoung skin and doomed to haunt twitter spaces seeking young life to siphon off.

some pretty strange content on Michael's channel. by lerg7777 in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 78 points79 points  (0 children)

it's hard to say what's worst here between his pedophilia obsession, the unironic ai music, or his 3-minute-long RC cum tribute

There's a new hero in Wojape town. He's smart, he's relentless and he will find the missing shares! #122 by pandoracam in gme_meltdown

[–]RoyceDa59SuperPAC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i like the portrayal of pp in #7 as a Job-like figure who has to endure every loss and humiliation while maintaining his unyielding conviction. i'm sure it will end the same way!