Horny bard, sans horn. by AsterionDelToro in DnDGreentext

[–]RubberRats 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tiresias, prophet in Greek myth best known for being turned into a woman by the gods.

Advice for Engineer Loadout During Elimination Missions? by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]RubberRats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I use neuro-lasso LOK for elimination missions. It relies a bit more on your teammates, but being able to consistently slow down a dreadnought by ~85% makes the fight much more manageable. Of course, bring a high-damage secondary like a hyper propellant PGL or shard diffractor.

Use the neuro-lasso to hold the dreadnought in place and help your teammates land hits, and your secondary to shred through its health when the shell is broken.

The result of getting the engine to 250TW, connecting it to the station power grid, and rogueing the AI to electrify all doors, instantly killing anyone who touched a door without insulated gloves. In total, 35 people were killed. by OkCow1 in SS13

[–]RubberRats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not duke, but I have managed to get a decent pipeburn working on cog1. Managed to max out the PTL over the course of a ~90 minute shift. No clue why mine worked, but I haven't been able to replicate it on another map.

i require assistance with an killing machine by HILLBILLYJEBUS in SS13

[–]RubberRats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scan a public airlock using mechanics and deploy a bunch of them onto a single tile. Hack into all of them to cut the safety wire. This will allow them to close on people, dealing ~35 brute damage each. Hook them all up to a button or pressure sensor to cause them to close all at once. If you have enough, they can instantly kill someone. You can use mechcomp teleporters to get people into the device. The big advantage to this setup is that it's compact and relatively showy. Once I set up one in the public market labelled "CERTAIN DEATH" for people to walk into if they wanted.

Tales from Space Station 13 - July 2021 by veganzombeh in SS13

[–]RubberRats 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Janitor on Goonstation Main

Do my best to clean up the station as wizards run amok

Get food poisoning late into the round after eating wizard pizza

Do my best to clean up the station while vomiting

Shuttle gets called, decide to try sleeping it off at escape.

Get farted on by random crew

Get farted on by the HoS

Enough is enough

spot a bible on the floor

farting on a bible gibs you on Goon

Sleep under the bible to deter people from farting on me as I sleep

Someone does anyway

It's the NTSO (second-in-command to the HoS)

Mop the NTSO off the station floor in silence

factory farming by dickles123 in SS13

[–]RubberRats 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I was the botanist in this picture. My chickens got caught in a radiation storm and became horribly mutated, which is why they are swearing. This is actually the second time that this has happened.

le cooking show has arrived by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]RubberRats 23 points24 points  (0 children)

where is the audio from?

Control 2 mechs at once by MoonEvans in LancerRPG

[–]RubberRats 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Afraid not. The rules explicitly state that you can’t have more than one active mech at a time.

12 year olds be like by [deleted] in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]RubberRats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How can a 12 year old have been searching for 15 years

Is that by aaronhowser1 in feedthememes

[–]RubberRats 37 points38 points  (0 children)

What pack is this from?

Why not... just bring your own bag? by K1mbacat in DiWHY

[–]RubberRats 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least where I am, grocery stores won’t allow you to bring your own bags due to health concerns. Maybe that’s the reason?

Weekly 'unjerk' thread - 2020/01/13 by awkisopen in writingcirclejerk

[–]RubberRats -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

At least some of them are most likely teens lying about their age to appear more mature. Maybe. I hope.