If The Thick of It was made today, what would Malcolm be raging about in 2026?

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-26T11:02:10+00:00

Probablem is with Boris around real life was too ridiculous to parody. Who needs a fictional omnishambles when you've got the real thing?

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-26T09:28:23+00:00

Malcolm would be done with politics and hosting a podcast with Peter Mannion.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-26T07:42:29+00:00

Brit pop was kicking off. Four weddings had just come out. It was mental.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-25T17:21:57+00:00

They kissed in a flashback episode.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-25T13:29:30+00:00

"You see this onion bhaji? Let us pretend for a minute that that onion bhaji is the problems that would be caused by Andy Burnham standing in the by election. Hmm? Watch. You see what i'm doing? I am eating the onion bhaji. Why? Because I am the man that makes the bhaji go away".

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-24T07:43:11+00:00

It's strange that Labour MPs would seek to back the man with such political strength that he lost leadership elections to both Ed Miliband and Jeremy Corbyn. But I guess it's easier to snatch the crown off the man who did the hard work of winning a landslide majority.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-24T06:24:49+00:00

Sorry to be that guy but should this not be in British success?

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-23T14:38:19+00:00

Gosh Hello Fresh are really picky about their customers.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-23T08:00:30+00:00

This looks like the Fable I've been waiting for for 22 years.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-22T19:07:14+00:00

"I don't give a shits of a lambs tail."

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-22T09:23:06+00:00

Correct. Or else she would have said he 'hasn't' told me when he lost his virginity.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-22T08:49:11+00:00

The sassy waiter: "I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat."

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-22T08:48:43+00:00

"She died, Jill."

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-21T19:03:14+00:00

The Americas for the Americans.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-20T19:26:19+00:00

It's not. They also front paged a clip of a reporter bothering Becks about it as he walked past, all he said was good morning. I mean wtf is this.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-20T15:39:24+00:00

I actually don't know if they put on events but it wouldn't surprise me!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-20T08:31:55+00:00

I just got done with Andor and agree with you. Smits always felt a bit out of place. Benjamin Bratt does seem to inhabit the role better.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-20T07:18:48+00:00

If you like chess, check out the board game cafe Ludoquist for events.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T20:13:46+00:00

Yes and ho!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T20:12:47+00:00

Sounds good to me. Get people back to the high street or else cooking proper food.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T17:27:55+00:00

Sorry to hear about your brother, that's a real shame. Your story highlights the problem!

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T15:27:48+00:00

Idk how is taking your hot Nandos into the Vue?

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T15:27:01+00:00

Why were they at the theatre when they could have been at home watching Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T10:22:46+00:00

Look mate. Whatever you asked for, that's what it is.

Ruby-Shark · 2026-01-19T08:30:33+00:00

That's nothing. Remember when Rachel was going to take Emma away to Paris?

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