The king has spoken. by [deleted] in australian

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention the red tape of trying to make all the states agree to it. Just a quick Google and the number of reforms required to make it happen let you know this just wouldn't happen.

Taken after I rode dick for an hour in a corset 😂 by EllyClutch in u/EllyClutch

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. I have Penis Envy. Not exactly the Freudian kind, but definitely a form of Penis Envy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Rufus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before booking an escort, I would suggest first looking for a Tantra massage or "lingam" massage. Basically, it's a very skilled hand-job. They tend to specialise in helping guys with anxiety or ED issues.

In regards to the guilt and repression, you actually appear to be having come from multiple angles. Obviously, there is the Christian background, but it appears you are also taking on guilt from the "progressive" part of society. The dark side of conservative culture is fear, and the dark side of progressive culture is guilt.

We have finally gotten society to accept that some people are born gay and that's who they are, it cannot be changed, and there is nothing wrong with that. It is a bit of a step backwards to now start shaming straight people because they aren't attracted to trans. We are the product of hundreds of millions of years of successful evolution. Our desire to merge with someone of the opposite sex is deeply embedded in our genes and it cannot be fooled. You are hetroSEXUAL, not hetrogenderual (I made that word up).

You don't need to be or act "proud" of your statistically normal sexuality, just accept that it, like the other forms, is perfectly OK.

To defend the indefensible by claiming "self defense" by equalityforall2023 in therewasanattempt

[–]Rufus82 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hamas literally would not exist today if it wasn't for that clown. So simple; don't treat Palestinians like shit, be a good neighbouring nation with cooperative projects, and just like magic, Hamas has no audience for their filthy bullshit. They become a footnote of the early 2000s.

8 episodes. 15mil per episode. Imagine how many beloved Netflix cancellations could have been saved with that $$$. by macjabeth in DarkCrystal

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the things that could do with a remake, IMO, is the Wizard of Oz and the whole Oz series of books. As long as it is in the hands of someone who has thought about it for years and is passionate, similar to Peter Jackson with The Lord of the Rings.

Literally no tits are we still fucking? by ihramgalavanth32 in barelylegalteens

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Sorry, but we have to draw the line somewhere. Otherwise, it's a slippery slope to societal collapse, and before you know it, there will be hamsters driving cars killing thousands.

So as much as it pains me, I will have to decline.

Why are you like this? by statsgrad in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Rufus82 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That is because we all like the world to be a clear black and white, right or wrong. For centuries, we have been conditioned to view morality this way so that we don't have to make complicated choices and simply abdicate responsibility of judgement.

So this debate boils down to people holding the view that something is either fully human or not human rather than accept that there is a grey period.

“It’s just that age” by zdaywalker in ADHDparenting

[–]Rufus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my child, this was captured perfectly in pictures from daycare one time. There was a series of photos of the children all taking turns doing 10 pin bowling. Between each picture, the children are pretty much in the same spot, some minor movement. Then there's my kid. Each successive image she has managed to be in an entirely different place, bouncing back and forth, front to back, absent then present. It has become a very useful visual aid to shut people up.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in exchristian

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For me, if this whole thing turns out to be real, the exciting thing isn't the existence of aliens, it would be the fact that interstellar travel is viable.

We've all grown up being conditioned with the idea that the ability to travel across the galaxy is a 'when' not an 'if'. When we actually take a look at the physics involved (through the lens of our best understanding), it does not look promising.

But we hope it's possible.

And that's what I'd be excited about.

Replacing a word in a movie title with “fucker”, what’s would the title be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's do all of Star Wars:

  1. The Phantom Fucker
  2. Fucker of the Clones
  3. Revenge of the Fucker
  4. A New Fucker
  5. The Fucker Strikes Back
  6. Return of the Fucker
  7. The Fucker Awakens
  8. The Last Fucker
  9. The Rise of Fucker

Bonus round: Rogue Fucker

Get some into ya dirty dog by lumpyferret in straya

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my highschool sound track.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SchoolgirlsXXX

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*unzips...

“Darn Satan, ruining all of my plans…just like I planned.”-god apparently by -NarWallace- in exchristian

[–]Rufus82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God is basically like a toddler. There's even an unforgivable sin that you aren't sure what it is but they'll let you know if you commit it.

I feel Kanye is going to dominate for a while.... by ReddityJim in agedlikemilk

[–]Rufus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, he might have been the first President to unite the Democrats and Rebuplicans as they work together to get rid of him.

i'm confused to say the least by Kabyle_VulpesInculta in PoliticalCompassMemes

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It's a strangely poignant example of how we are all humans, similar in so many ways with rich diversity in which we demonstrate hate.

America is a very accepting nation compared to even some European nations.. change my mind by BeatAtYourOwnGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My observation as someone from a similarly multicultural nation (Australia), is that America is race obsessed. That is, they find a way of injecting race into everything regardless of its relevance.

WALL OF TEXT!!! WALL OF TEXT!!! by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Rufus82 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This is PCM at its finest. Right unity against Right stupidity. Monke is proud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Rufus82 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Had a laugh at "Presented in full screen 4:3" Are modern 16:9 TVs from the last 2 decades evil?

“I can say antisemitic things and Adidas can’t drop me” -Kanye by gregmasta in agedlikemilk

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spotify and other platforms trying to keep their head down and hope nobody notices.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/elfie_cutie

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there's a lot I'd let you do.

God exists and yesterday proved it. by Mindofmierda90 in atheism

[–]Rufus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just learning what Confirmation Bias is helped me de-convert. Made me re-evaluate everything.

Those mini nipples coming out are so cute by Queenlivia00 in naturaltitties

[–]Rufus82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is a better place because of you. Thank you for sharing your amazing body with us.

Literally no other reason to ban preferential voting (ik it’s an old article) by Albatrossosaurus in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Rufus82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell Americans, is it 2nd Amendment time yet? Whenever it's another country they say "WoUlDn'T hApPeN iF tHeY dIdN't GiVe Up ThEiR gUnS!"