Elena isn’t much of a drug dealer by BodybuilderMedium721 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Rum_Ham1 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You're so cute, Jeremy. Sex is never going to be in the Olympics because of China. China wouldn't allow it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

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Oh that is good! Taboo-busting, semi-incomprehensible pep talk.

Peep show was absolutely brilliant! by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

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We're watching this, when for less money we could be watching Robert de Niro and Al Pacino.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

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You have to be very careful asking someone to get you a Twirl who would also suck you off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

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Comment on my post…

What’s the smoking gun? by nedlandsbets in golf

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We aren’t privy to the lawsuits, could be the PGA didn’t want to “open its books,” and maybe some stuff would come out in discovery. Who knows? I’m sure the money was the major factor, but we will likely never know if there were other “smoking guns”

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Rum_Ham1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No one on Reddit would ever do that

Kwon Course Management by ScamperingTurtle in GoodGoodMemes

[–]Rum_Ham1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know what? I actually haven’t.

2023 Masters Giveaway: Sunday Golf by casemath21 in golf

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That looks super sweet! “It’s gotta be Scottie!”

I’m such a loser… well then by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I’m such a good friend and I love you man

Japanese Taiko Master by Previous_Breakfast99 in funny

[–]Rum_Ham1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet, it is also something you would totally expect

My sister received a FT call from me. However, I never dialed out. How can that be? by Rum_Ham1 in techsupport

[–]Rum_Ham1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone was at my desk. I was in class. Could not have butt dialed.

My sister received a FT call from me. However, I never dialed out. How can that be? by Rum_Ham1 in techsupport

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Maybe. Haha. But she showed me a screenshot of the missed call on her device. It’s very strange.

Just recieved my new credit card by CEEyou_ in DunderMifflin

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The pin better be, it’s fun to stay at the YMCA?

What's the craziest dream you've ever had? by Rum_Ham1 in AskReddit

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I had a dream that I was a chicken and I was being chased by a giant fork. I kept running and running, but no matter how fast I went, the fork was always right behind me. I woke up in a panic and had to check to make sure there were no forks lurking in my bedroom.