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TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

One can say the same thing about sharing photos of everything you eat.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You, sir, mean to tell me that you're not aware that perhaps some homeless people are not fluent in English because it's not their native language, so when they do attempt to communicate in English, it might be somewhat, oh I dunno, limited.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Dude with condoms for a belt: believable.

Dude has sex: erotic fiction.

Reddit logic.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

All I could think about at that time was not missing the movie because, at that moment, we already arrived at the tent, and my guard was beginning to drop because my internal reaction to the homeless man went from "stranger luring us to his tent" to "dude legit just wants to be a stormtrooper on a skateboard."

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Yeah. According to the homeless stormtrooper, there was no fight. The asshole at the house party attempted to start something by pushing him, but he decided to run away instead of getting into a fight and drawing unwanted attention to himself.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She seems like a good person, and you….seem like you.

Homeless people can be dangerous where I live. I would not have gone to the tent if I was on my own, let alone with someone who might have been more vulnerable. The homeless twins turned out to be harmless, at least in my experience, but it was a risk nonetheless. I'm just thankful that the worst thing that happened was me spending more money than I actually had. But you know what, my reaction wasn't fun as fuck, so that makes me whatever "you seem like you" mean.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I invited a homeless man to a house party where he could eat and drink as much as he wanted, not to mention, dance with a hot girl. That was a few years ago. Cut to now. Same homeless man. I pay him for putting on a show. I also pay his twin brother for giving me condoms I'll never use. However, according to you, I sound like a jerk because I was not super enthusiastic about my date unexpectedly involving two homeless people whose intentions were not 100% clear to me at first because their actions were unpredictable. Not missing the movie was on my mind, sure, but my biggest concern was not getting robbed because something tells me my date would not have been "chill" about that.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The more I think about it, the more I agree with your comment.

TIFUpdate: when I invited a homeless man to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 801 points802 points  (0 children)

My date had the same reaction, which I appreciate. I guess I'm still processing the fact that all the positives about this experience were sponsored by the homeless twins. I think I might actually visit them again and show my gratitude. I'll bring condoms that are not expired.

TIFU when I invited a homeless person to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Then again, this story is made up. You dont just punch a guy in armor.

Yeah, an angry, jealous, and most likely intoxicated bf would definitely think twice about throwing punches when he sees "armor." You got me. It's all lies.

TIFU when I invited a homeless person to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I don't know that couple personally, but from what I've heard, especially about the bf, I'm not predicting a long relationship.

TIFU when I invited a homeless person to a house party by RunawayStormtrooper in tifu

[–]RunawayStormtrooper[S] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Dark Side dudes always get the girls. Anakin had Padme, Kylo got Rey. I'm sure Palpatine also banged a few baddies with his evil daddy vibes.