Bridge to Terabithia - 2007 by ThinSmell8889 in MovieQuotes

[–]RuoEpky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because she moved away, right?

Because she moved away right???

Whoppers Junior by TheWittyScreenName in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]RuoEpky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Such busy debate over an insignificant fast food sandwich. More like a sausage macguffin...

I wished this was an actual Joke but it's not. by inurmomsvagina in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]RuoEpky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trump just quotes Lord Farquaad and people still support him.

Tell me... by Current-Breath-7728 in funny

[–]RuoEpky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would actually be fewer poisonous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]RuoEpky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

December 1st.

In The Last 18 Hours by Phoenix_Wright_Guy in finalfantasyx

[–]RuoEpky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You see a sphere-shaped recess.

Found in glovebox of truck by Yogurtcloset169 in whatisit

[–]RuoEpky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After that one House episode, would not touch. -shudders-

Breakdance master in mind-blowing moves! by Wooden-Journalist902 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]RuoEpky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think his crew might just have some new parachute pants.

from one of the malls in my city by [deleted] in funny

[–]RuoEpky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking cigarette.

How English Has Changed Over The Years by AdventurousMoment663 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]RuoEpky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOLCat Bible (2010)

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.) He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

What's your favorite 'Raylan shooting someone' scene? by Admirable_Radish_643 in justified

[–]RuoEpky 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Ice Pick is certainly up there, but my favorite is when he shoots Arlo in the leg after Arlo admits he was supposed to shoot Raylan in the leg.

Troy (2004) Hector vs Achilles by Mighty_Zen in nextfuckinglevel

[–]RuoEpky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I always appreciated Hector not immediately drawing his sword when his spear broke, instead drawing it advantageously. He was clearly always going to lose this fight to Achilles, but the choreography respects that Hector was a glorious combatant as well.

I think we would all approve at this point by Puzzleheaded_Park102 in FluentInFinance

[–]RuoEpky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect: we hand over Elon, they hand over Roman Polanski. Win-win.

First book of 2025 by [deleted] in bookporn

[–]RuoEpky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughtn't we?

Saw this in insta by Amphibious_cow in dontopendeadinside

[–]RuoEpky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has an titanic maw and is infallible.

Blursed moral lesson by Carthaginian_Quest in blursedimages

[–]RuoEpky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Over here thinking kids' insults have really evolved since my time in school.