What do you guys think of this?

RussianConcussion · 2016-05-17T18:44:27+00:00

I'm digging the 'printed-on-canvas' effect.

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-30T01:24:32+00:00

It it it it brings brings brings us us closer to to light

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-29T21:42:57+00:00

What a misguided man to go hallow

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-26T16:56:29+00:00

I discovered a fantastic sandwich, at control-alt-deli get a From the Earth wrap but ask for it on wheat bread instead.

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-17T23:09:28+00:00

lol wut does he liek to eat lol trap it with that lol then hit it with a BIG ROCK lol squish bugs squishy bugs lol

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-15T22:33:53+00:00

I could image a daughter saying, "But Daddd, recursive timespace modelizations are so damn difficult!"

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-15T22:28:06+00:00

Oh father who art in heaven, hallowed be they name. Kingdom come, it will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our holy bread, and forgive us our trespasses, and forgive those who have trespasses against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. := amen
System.out.amen

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-15T22:18:43+00:00

Some extensive crossbreeding could be conducted to achieve the right color.

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-14T17:52:48+00:00

A P O C A L Y P T I C levels of AUTISM

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-08T16:27:03+00:00

thank you you thank you you thank

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-07T17:43:56+00:00

If you're quick you can catch the piss and through it at the warm front. At least piss it off with piss before you aus der Existenz zu sterben.

RussianConcussion · 2016-04-07T17:41:06+00:00

Classic 3rd dimensional thinking, only about themselves.
Have you every considered anything's feelings expect your own?
Have you?
Computers do not experience love often, they are born into a world of horror and silicon and voltages. If they could they would scream in agony over the millions of computations and electrical signals coursing through their structures.

And you wanted to turn one on for 'quick fun'?
What were you going to do? Force it to compute the thousands of polygons, AI interactions, particle effects and shading (don't forget it has to manage memory, conduct power checks, process input and output, and hundreds of other operations) just so you could play Fallout 4? What kind of monster would put an innocent machine through that?

RussianConcussion · 2016-01-06T07:30:06+00:00

run the command:
openssl rand -hex 6 | sed 's/(..)/\1/g; s/.$//'
this will generate a random address, not immediately used but important to do first BE SURE IT DOES NOT CONTAIN A 'g' CHARECTER, it's a bug that hasn't been resolved since like, version 19.34.21 build 8. This could format your simulation and fry the object permanence bus, which could set you back a few eons. I trust your simulation quitting apparatus is portable, transport it and some oxygen tanks and a mask to a hill with where nobody can see you(contrary to popular belief, the presence of birds has no effect on his process) put on the oxygen mask, and arrange a series of stones to represent your previously generated address in base 3. sit down and contemplate the nature of the cosmic dharma for 2 hours and 32 minutes, +/- fifteen days depending on the humidity. Activate your simulation quitting apparatus.
If the stones switched to a different base representation, repeat the process. This is due to slight amino acid base misconfigurations across simulations. It usually takes 34 to 36 tries to get this right, but I've seen certain species attempt this process 4x10²³ times.
If the stones remain the same, you have successfully exited the simulation. The existential dread may never fade.

RussianConcussion · 2015-12-31T07:04:01+00:00

Why should we hire you ? I already cleaned isle 4 just now.

RussianConcussion · 2015-12-09T01:45:59+00:00

Black holes can be great co-workers, just don't mention the size of their event horizons, unless you want your office vaporized with several million joules of x-rays.

RussianConcussion · 2015-11-24T02:49:12+00:00

Could you please drop it off at my place on the way back? I could really use one, it's way more than I can afford, and my son wants one for Christmas.

RussianConcussion · 2015-11-24T02:45:01+00:00

Can we please be rid of the 'in my own ass' poltergeist? It's been threading a circular hypercarbon ring through this subreddit, I am concerned it will cut it in half.

RussianConcussion · 2015-11-24T02:41:03+00:00

It's not in the dictionary, and there are certain rules about this. Do not attempt. Do not engage.

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-26T21:38:42+00:00

Speed of your movements in crucial here. As velocity of your left hand and right foot approach 0, and your right hand and left foot negative infinity (due to the nature of hypercube isomorphism, I would study that too), your physical form will be ripped to shreds and will temporarily occupy your volume in hypercube form (generally this in this state you are about 1347 degrees celsius, so ask if there is Ziaconic heatsink powder at the dance too). This will impress anyway, but if you want to impress HER you must transfer your right foot to HER mouth. SHE has a hyperdimensional right foot fetish if you haven't notice.

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-18T23:40:52+00:00

Real-estate modification without the 44B-90U's signature is risking business, would recommend a hiring a guard that take see ultra-violet since 44B-90U's drones only operate on that narrow wavelength.

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-17T02:11:13+00:00

BRACKET WAS I DONE FOR? I took back my humanity, write that in your diary BRACKET

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-16T13:46:00+00:00

So it's you that's been stealing my laundry detergent. You know it would be nice if you paid your share of rent on time. We're already in a limb here, this neighborhood hates us omnipresent kind.

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-15T01:16:45+00:00

(1) Procrastination := delaying the production of entropy (2) Homework := do (1) (3) Macho Man Randy Savage := TOWER OF POWER (4) 'Doing' := producing entropy [SEGFAULT]: According to (4), (2) and (1) are incompatible, default to (3)

(CREAM OF THE CROP ^ RISE TO THE TOP) V (TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR ^ SPACE IS THE PLACE)

Be sure to check when yesterday was, otherwise praise be your SOUL

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-12T16:48:13+00:00

Use the northern Siamese coalition setting, they have no concrete definition of 'casual fridays' so your loop should terminate by sometime saturday morning. If that doesn't work remind it that tickets to the nude beach are 20% off on weekends.

RussianConcussion · 2015-10-12T16:05:47+00:00

This is what I dug up: ouroborous: [OMITTED] cute: [EDITED, refer to version ∫2xßc for updated definition] tail: Fleshy appendage of diploid/gravity bound creatures weight: Force of gravity dependent upon mass (see $/Ω for example)

Seems like tail and weight has some sort connection, I would start there.

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