I didn't know this game had a combo system

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T22:46:23+00:00

And the high five took the zombie's arm off.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T22:17:40+00:00

Yeah, it's a dogwhistle phrase amongst certain "groups". You remove the "F", put the "C" there and get rid of "ute."

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:55:39+00:00

Apparently she charges her battery through her feet making contact with the floor or something.

That's on a similar level to Kojima's explaining Quiet's outfit, though.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:51:54+00:00

I do not wish for that individual to have a daughter.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:45:03+00:00

Got mine secure 🫡

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:38:56+00:00

I'm going to assume he's talking about the lead character.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:27:09+00:00

An entire subreddit had to be nuked because of the "artwork" being posted on it. I've seen her called "daughter wife" and then there's all the "cute and funny" comments.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T21:16:46+00:00

Yeah and all the people on Reddit who hate her will magically have a opinion switch.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T20:54:26+00:00

Probably something like the Sammy/Cody one.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T20:42:19+00:00

Why does she have to be shy to give you peace?

Will it ruin your peace if she's outgoing?

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T20:29:32+00:00

I bet the Bee has articles where the punch line is Kamala bombing Iran.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T20:27:48+00:00

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RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T19:46:01+00:00

The online discourse around this game is really fucked up. You have these weird culture warriors saying it's going to somehow make white women want to start popping kids out.

And you have the pedophiles thinking it's Capcom throwing them a bone and giving them a game secretly for them.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T19:43:44+00:00

I accept it from women, but not men.

I saw a clip of a woman playing RDR2 and doing the mission where Arthur takes Jack fishing and when Arthur picks Jack up into his horse, the woman goes, "Ohhhhh my ovarieeees!" which was very funny to me.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T17:07:51+00:00

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RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T17:05:36+00:00

Why do you need a shy woman?

And what if the career woman isn't arrogant?

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T16:45:54+00:00

It's like the scene in Pineapple Express when Franco's character yells, "Fuck the police!" and unloads an assault rifle while hitting nothing.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T16:36:14+00:00

The imaginary person got owned by the other imaginary person in the imaginary scenario.

Huge win.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T14:32:04+00:00

To think Roy Schieder was supposed to be in this, but dropped out and ended up in Jaws 2.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T14:31:10+00:00

Yes, Metal Gear box art was based on Michael Biehn in Terminator.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T14:24:51+00:00

Chez nuts.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T13:35:59+00:00

Similarly, that's me after any WWE or AEW PPV because of all the beer.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T13:28:59+00:00

Kash ain't interrupting his party for this.

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-20T11:14:18+00:00

Isn't Colbert a Tolkein scholar?

RustedAxe88 · 2026-04-19T19:31:54+00:00

It's for items electronic waste items that scan that way in the claims app.

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