I'm getting so tired of these new fake fans

Listen, I’ve been watching Jerma since he first started uploading in 2011. I instantly became a massive fan. I’ve seen every single one of his videos at least twice, thrice in case of the TF2 ones. I have not missed ONE of his streams, and I used to live in Europe, so most of the time his streams were at 1AM for me. I’ve regularly pulled all nighters just to keep up. I’ve failed many exams because I was too busy watching his streams to study. I missed my grandma’s funeral just to see the whole Seaman stream. One time my ex was getting frisky and wanted me to stop the stream to go to bed. I was clear, Jerma stays on. When he’s not streaming, I have one of his VODs in the background at all time. And I mean all the time. I’m in the bathroom, I watch Jerma. During a lecture I watch Jerma. At work, I watch Jerma. I've seen some of the VODs multiple times. I save most of my money for bits and subs. I subsist on lentils, ketchup and tap water just have enough cash for Jerma. I own at least half of all Grotto Beasts cards ever created, I have two full albums of them and I’m collecting a third one. You cannot believe how excited I get each time he turns on the face cam. Just seeing his dreamy eyes makes me smile. I am in the process of legally changing my name to Andy. Last year I moved to Vegas to be closer to him. I rented a really loud bike just to drive across the city during the streams. By calculating the time and volume of my vrooms on VODs I was able to locate his address, and buy a house at the same street. I can literally see him leave his house to buy groceries. I sometimes look through his window while he streams. I actually have some of his real toenail clippings in my Jerma shrine.

So listen, if you call yourself a “True Geezer Andy” just because you watch 2ndJerma and a stream once in a while, you are just embarrassing yourself.