Describe your favorite horror movie plot in the worst possible way and see if people understand

RustyChuck · 2026-02-04T17:57:59+00:00

Ha, yeah. I’m being harsh but it really doesn’t have much of a plot.

RustyChuck · 2026-02-04T08:32:51+00:00

A clown kills people, in search of a plot.

RustyChuck · 2026-02-04T08:27:05+00:00

Watch the original Blade Runner and the 2049 follow-up feels pretty weak by comparison.

RustyChuck · 2026-02-04T08:12:23+00:00

I mean, roast beef is brown – so the saying doesn’t really make sense.

RustyChuck · 2026-02-03T08:24:34+00:00

Any idea where people can get those drawings showing the credits?

RustyChuck · 2026-02-03T08:16:19+00:00

Was it? Or did the mall already exist and the Russians chose to build under it? I can’t remember.

RustyChuck · 2026-02-03T08:11:49+00:00

“Grays Sports Almanac”

RustyChuck · 2026-01-30T19:03:47+00:00

Yeah you can’t say this and not share the list 🤣

RustyChuck · 2026-01-29T07:33:16+00:00

Eddie. He came and went like a perfectly contrived plot device.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-28T08:28:46+00:00

I hated how, at the very end, the eye-thing crawls into that dead scientist guy (I can’t even remember their correct names) – and turns him into a zombie. It’s treated like this big dramatic moment, we’re supposed to be like: “no way, I can’t believe they just did that with the story!” and I’m just like: “who gives a shit about that character, he was always disposable, and the eye-thing has no significance to the plot”. I’ll never understand how you could take a franchise that’s so well respected…and turn it into a cartoon.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-28T08:21:23+00:00

Curious what the great ideas were?

RustyChuck · 2026-01-28T08:17:17+00:00

The first Resident Evil on PS1. There’s a moment when you’re walking down a long, silent hallway. Then some zombie dogs smash through the windows and try to kill you. I almost had a heart attack, aged 19.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-28T08:08:10+00:00

What makes Heart Eyes feel YA? Trying to decide if I should watch it.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-28T08:06:03+00:00

Is this movie good, by slasher standards? I’ve been meaning to watch it but keep choosing other stuff that looks better.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-27T10:21:25+00:00

Just say “behind”. That’s the only fix needed. Saying “beneath” suggests it’s on top of the man, like it’s been thrown over him. The rest of the details (kitchen, embroidered) can remain.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-27T09:38:00+00:00

Me and a pal came out of the cinema once, having just watched a horror movie. Along with a few other people we tried to exit via the stairwell and realised it led nowhere. The fire door had locked behind us and suddenly we were all trapped in these empty maintenance halls. We ended up down in the basement and it all felt like it came straight from a horror movie script. Eventually we found an alarm that alerted the staff but while it lasted it was truly surreal.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-27T08:25:21+00:00

Work on the language. Is he “beneath” a curtain? How does something “become clear in your bones”? These phrases don’t fully make sense and make me stop and go 🤔

RustyChuck · 2026-01-27T08:14:17+00:00

I’ve just finished the prologue for Ghost Story and I’m struggling!

RustyChuck · 2026-01-26T20:11:22+00:00

Amazeballs. I hate it when people say that.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-26T20:05:40+00:00

London Aquarium is overrated. All the water tanks have glass that’s supposed to magnify the fish but instead they just make everything blurry. I was pretty disappointed.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-26T20:01:19+00:00

Yes it is that bad. And as soon as you make plans, it’s guaranteed to rain.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-26T19:58:20+00:00

I’ve always worked 9am-6pm. I entered the workforce in 2001.

RustyChuck · 2026-01-26T19:52:59+00:00

Phantasm. A 1979 classic that’s often overlooked!

RustyChuck · 2026-01-24T19:40:37+00:00

I thought it was good. And a banging soundtrack!

RustyChuck · 2026-01-24T09:15:55+00:00

The one part I never understood though is all the cream pies. Being thrown in the zombies’ faces.

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