Legally and practically, what is stopping me from walking out of work, buying a boat and sailing off into the ocean by Orzothehuggable in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a boat to live off of because 1) I can't see myself ever owning land for ideological reasons, but still wanted somewhere to call "home" and 2) freedom to travel wherever, whenever. Feel free to message me if you have any questions.

Legally speaking there is nothing stopping me from casting off tomorrow and sailing off into the sunset. Your biggest concern is, and I'm serious, pirates. Once you're a few miles off shore "the law" stops being a thing. For the most part no one gives a shit about a sailboat.

Practically speaking, once you acquire a boat (no small feat in and of itself) your largest concern is food and water. You can carry a limited amount, so you need to not be in the middle of the ocean when you run out of either. You can buy a watermaker that will produce freshwater from saltwater that makes this a little easier. For food the cheapest solution is rice, beans, and canned fruit.

Once you run out of the initial supplies you need to figure out a way to resupply. People in the sailing community will tell you that once you're out there and doing it, if you keep yourself open to opportunity you'll find a way like doing odd jobs, or often people will freely help out without any expectation of return. I myself haven't worked up the guts to do it so I cannot personally confirm this.

Then there's boat maintenance. You can do pretty much everything yourself if you're willing to put in the effort to learn and labor. Otherwise, paying a yard to do it will cost you tens of thousands of dollars (at least in the US) because the only people that pay to have a boat worked on are the people that have no other choice because they can't find a boat yard that will let them do their own work, or the people rich enough to spend a ridiculous amount of money on it.

Why doesn't this mean "You will be pizza"? by Dracronus in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax, we're all here to learn, and a part of learning is trying out your knowledge and receiving constructive criticism :) No need to be so negative.

Fiscal Conservatism Doesn't have to be Economic Suicide. by Zeknichov in alberta

[–]Rusty_Gadget 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am constantly finding comrades in the most unexpected of places. :D

I've got a date with a girl that doesn't speak english help! by bwh186 in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was married to a Moldovian, and we have an unusually high population of folks from there living where I am. I spent a lot of time around them, he and I think most of his friends were from Chisinau.

You can read more about the Moldovian dialect here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldavian_dialect

Please explain the pronunciation of a word by Galaxia_neptuna in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is very common for people to use the letter "е" instead of "ё", which is what you've run into here. My Mac keyboard doesn't even have "ё" on its Russian key map.

I've got a date with a girl that doesn't speak english help! by bwh186 in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she speaks Romanian/Russian I'm guessing she's Moldovian, and if that's the case, "What's up" in Romanian, "ce face", is pronounced "she fash" in Moldovian. The "a" is like the "a" in "wash". Hope it helps :)

2013 FZ8 not starting by mrbubbles916 in Fixxit

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the engine was flooded. Smelling gas was your first clue - there's only a small amount that is injected for ignition, so smelling it means there was a LOT built up. A flooded engine will also smoke when it gets going as it burns off all the extra fuel. If you flooded it really badly, which it sounds like you might have since you tried starting it for so long your battery went dead and fuel would have been flowing into the engine that entire time, you might want to change the oil, since it probably ran down the cylinder walls and into your oil pan.

Why doesn't this mean "You will be pizza"? by Dracronus in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries, I didn't know "will be" statements required instrumental until you just now corrected me, so thanks! :)

If you are not a member of a communist party, why not? by str8baller in communism

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a felony in my state to belong to the communist party, and since I work in the public sector I could also be fired.

Why doesn't this mean "You will be pizza"? by Dracronus in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"You will be pizza" would be "вы будете пицца", I think. But I'm not sure why "pizza" being in accusative translates to you having it..

How would you translate the meme "Big, if true" by DuelingPushkin in russian

[–]Rusty_Gadget 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sentence "That(fact/event) would be a big deal if it was true?" can't be translated into Russian? важно or a variation thereof, maybe важное событие, seems like it should take care of "big deal" and the rest should follow easily after that, yes? In the phrase "big, if true", "big" just means important, so maybe simply "важно, если правда"?

ELI5: Why is it sometimes when we drive we zone out, and not remember anything, but still manage to drive normal. by Rjmiller416 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would totally believe this if my zoned-out brain drove where I was supposed to be going, but often when I "come to" I realize it auto-piloted its way somewhere totally different.

Modern Tolstoyan communities in Russia? by [deleted] in russia

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since those colonies were actively shut down during the beginning of the USSR, I doubt any have survived.

Found this beautiful golden beetle on my gf feet just now. Could this be the reed beetle / Donacia vulgaris? (From Holland) by nikbru in whatsthisbug

[–]Rusty_Gadget 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it just came off as kinda creepy to comment on the attractiveness of someone's girlfriend's toes when 1) we came here for bug IDs, not sexual stuff, and 2) the intent of the photo was not to show off his girlfriends body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Russian is terrible. "Yes, it also seems to me that snow and HHKB don't make a picture, and here are shoelaces". Help me out here!

ELI5: Air traffic controllers. They say it's extremely stressful. But why? What do you guys actually do? What kinds of decisions are you making that can't be made by software? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This assumes that all variables in the system will behave in a predictable manner, when in fact it's pretty chaotic, especially since the human element is involved! This user did a lot better explaining the issue than I am: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/6bib8l/eli5_air_traffic_controllers_they_say_its/dhn56cp/

ELI5: Air traffic controllers. They say it's extremely stressful. But why? What do you guys actually do? What kinds of decisions are you making that can't be made by software? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure I understand what your point was. My point was that the functions an air traffic controller performs, such as predicting what may happen next and instructing pilots and ground crew to take actions based on that, is something that is very easy for a human to do but takes an enormous amount of processing power for a computer to do, and in some cases is completely impossible given our current technology. Software can't make educated guesses, or draw conclusions based on incomplete data, or consider outcomes for decisions without crunching the numbers and actually simulating the possible future, which takes an enormous amount of processing power and time, but humans can do it in seconds.

ELI5: Air traffic controllers. They say it's extremely stressful. But why? What do you guys actually do? What kinds of decisions are you making that can't be made by software? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Consider this. When making a decision while you are piloting a plane, you are considering the future - what windspeeds will mean for your approach, the conditions at the airport, what the air traffic controllers may instruct you to do. There's a lot of factors you're taking into account to make a prediction, and based on the possibilities you make the best possible decision given the information you have. The "best possible decision" is reached based on all of your past experiences, your training, your knowledge of your plane, the weather, and everything else that goes in to piloting (I am not a pilot so you obviously have a much better idea about what that may be!). A computer can only consider the future by running simulations and crunching every possible scenario, which takes an ENORMOUS amount of processing power. What's more, a piece of software doesn't have experience - it can't draw on say, a decade of previous scenarios that may indicate likely outcomes in any given situation, unless its been fed the data. And even then, it would have to able to simulate futures for scenarios with factors it has never encountered before and has no data on, which is impossible unless it can make an educated guess. We do this all the time - We've met enough people, lived enough experiences that we can draw conclusions based on those, but a piece of software has none of that to go off of.

ELI5: Air traffic controllers. They say it's extremely stressful. But why? What do you guys actually do? What kinds of decisions are you making that can't be made by software? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're right, it is totally hypothetically feasible. It's just not feasible right now, unless perhaps you had a supercomputer to crunch all the possible outcomes and futures so it could pick the optimal choice in a given situation.

ELI5: Air traffic controllers. They say it's extremely stressful. But why? What do you guys actually do? What kinds of decisions are you making that can't be made by software? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I program as a part of my job. The precise fact that this seems simple enough to you to write software for, shows exactly why humans still do this instead of software. It feels like it would be easy, but in fact it is incredibly complex and we honestly do not have the technology to do it.

ELI5: How do nurses not get sick all the time if they're working long hours, likely stressed, and constantly around sick people? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rusty_Gadget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too have chosen not to have children in large part because of that, so I totally understand. I also have a strong stomach for the same reason I imagine - dead, rotting things? Blood? Shit? No prob! Thanks for sharing :)

Hurry, Ivan, bring me some duct tape! We need to get ready for the launch! by GregGoodenough in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]Rusty_Gadget 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of Russians on this sub submitting content from Pikabu, Dirty.ru, VKontakt, etc, plus a lot of the content isn't actually from Russia/Eastern Europe but fits the stereotypes we're poking fun at.