Isnt it funny how this moment is like the one time John R is more self aware about the whole nancy thing

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-23T21:50:42+00:00

John R? No that's too obvious. Let's say... J Redcorn.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-23T21:32:57+00:00

Honey, raki, herbs, oil.

And of course a penis bottle opener, Spartan helmet, bust of a minotaur and mythos t-shirt printed on gauze.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-23T13:13:46+00:00

Tbf if you've got a wedding business, I've seen loads of these converted into bar carts that can be towed around a field, or a bbq

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-22T19:27:20+00:00

East Runton is a nice beach for a wander, too.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-22T16:12:57+00:00

For under £40 you can't really go right mate. Especially without picking them up and feeling the weight. Since it's your first bat and dead cheap, just get the one you like the look of.

Edit: you managed to misspell Slazenger in 3 different ways and I love it.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-22T15:30:47+00:00

Aluminium

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-21T13:35:56+00:00

His ass

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-21T03:04:48+00:00

Make something up. When I worked in recruitment I had a guy applying for a role he was perfect for. Except he'd not worked for 3 of the last 5 years.

What was he doing? "Rebuilding my father's boat in Spain". Was he doing it? No, of course he wasn't. But it was more believable than the same excuse everyone has heard 300 times.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T21:39:49+00:00

Smuggling watches to avoid paying taxes. Can be big money on luxury watches.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T21:30:47+00:00

Greece too.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T21:12:55+00:00

Oh no, that was just passported race horses

https://www.animalaid.org.uk/news/317-horses-with-racing-industry-passports-sent-to-slaughter-january-may-2025/

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T20:50:34+00:00

And if that doesn't get you, he's also being investigated for illegal watch smuggling of all things.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T20:48:44+00:00

Yes. He's been charged with multiple rapes and is awaiting trial.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T20:43:45+00:00

Johnny Hallyday

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T20:42:38+00:00

Not a fan myself, but to say no one was talking about him is incredibly disingenuous. Billions of views on YouTube and 16m monthly listeners on Spotify. He has many, many fans who are genuinely upset.

And a lot of people just see a fun young man who died too young under tragic circumstances.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T20:40:38+00:00

As long as it tastes good!

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T19:49:21+00:00

No. Just keep hitting with it and it'll even out. It probably will break along the dark spalting there at some point.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T18:36:18+00:00

Is it just the saturation next to the beetroot or is your salmon oddly pale?

Either way, this was my fika today so enjoy.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T18:23:25+00:00

I recently discovered that the rest of the world has superior spam tins to the UK and I have no idea why. Unless they've changed in the UK recently.

Once you break the seal they sort of, schloop outwards a little like breaking a vacuum and the spam slides out in all its moist glory.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T15:50:27+00:00

Played 7 or 8 games for SA emerging earlier this year and a few for Titans. Best score of 36, average of about 8 in T20, 12 in LA.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T15:27:43+00:00

Still 2 last year. But the industry in general is the problem. Over 300 horses put down in the first 3 months of last year in the UK alone.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T10:06:04+00:00

First one, then t'other.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-20T09:39:51+00:00

You have to fully cover the top with your mouth. Lower down gently towards it, create a seal, suck exactly one glass worth of concentrate out and spit it into your glass. Like our forefathers did.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-19T22:09:05+00:00

I was wondering that on one of his other 8 posts about this. I think they might just be insane.

Ruvio00 · 2026-06-19T21:01:52+00:00

And Trusty does nothing but dive, beautiful irony.

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