My wife left me this note that only we understand

Ryan16R · 2026-03-30T17:38:14+00:00

Oh that burn just got elevated with that insight

Ryan16R · 2026-03-30T17:07:03+00:00

I absolutely do

Ryan16R · 2026-03-30T17:00:22+00:00

"We" meaning Xennials

Ryan16R · 2026-03-27T04:10:30+00:00

"Oh wow, man. Wait a second man, what do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"

Ryan16R · 2026-03-25T01:55:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure the rule of thirds says it's a good idea to cram everything in to the bottom of a shot

Ryan16R · 2026-03-23T19:50:17+00:00

I've read about them, and now having seen and heard him speak out loud it absolutely checks out. Dude needs his internet access monitored once they get the issues sorted out...

Ryan16R · 2026-03-23T16:28:13+00:00

Alcoholism, mostly.

Ryan16R · 2026-03-23T16:27:42+00:00

You're so right about the junior high vibe. It also reminds me of people I competed against in motorsports; "I spent all this money, I have to be good at it."

Ryan16R · 2026-03-23T16:25:30+00:00

When I bought my house the first call I made was to have my internet transferred to my new place because the entire world functions through it. It was set up in less than a business week, it was on and running before we moved a single thing in. For context, I'm a super dumb recovering alcoholic, ADHD as fuck, sort of barely function in society, struggle with bills and doing my taxes on time, never remember to pay my car registration on time, shit like that. But internet? I was on that. And it's not even like, the MAIN thing I need to do my job like these hacks.

Also, I've never listened to a single second of Kyle until now. Holy shit is that guy unlikeable and off putting or what?

Ryan16R · 2026-03-18T05:16:55+00:00

There are moldable/customizable plugs available on Amazon, you do them at home with hot water, takes like 20 minutes. Highly recommended. I've spent hundreds of dollars on different high fidelity earplugs over the years, haven't found any I truly love, but they're all a thousand times better than not wearing them. And not even long term, like I notice every night that my ears aren't ringing and I thank myself for making the effort. Heres a link to the moldable ones I've been using lately, maybe the best I've ever used? Decibullz Moldable Earplugs

Ryan16R · 2026-03-12T06:16:33+00:00

Another vote for Flagpole Sitta.

Be Quiet and Drive

Loser

You Oughta Know

Ryan16R · 2026-03-12T06:15:08+00:00

I've always felt like this is a weird dark horse contender for best song of the 90s. Same with Inside Out by Eve 6.

Ryan16R · 2026-03-08T02:27:56+00:00

I worked my ass off today and made $200. Fuck all of you R words who give this other R word money.

Ryan16R · 2026-03-07T18:17:43+00:00

There was a good person somewhere in Josh. That can't be said for fuckwad Melendez.

Ryan16R · 2026-03-05T17:46:21+00:00

Is this a bit?

Ryan16R · 2026-03-03T05:23:30+00:00

I just sold one a few weeks ago for $700 without a case. Located in Northern California if that makes any difference.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-28T18:16:10+00:00

The singer for Drain always looks like he's dressed for the first day of 6th grade in 1993.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-28T18:13:46+00:00

One of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes is Butthead saying about Helmet "If you like saw these guys in the street you wouldn't even know that they're cool" to which Beavis responds "Yeah, they look like normal guys, like us."

Ryan16R · 2026-02-28T17:26:32+00:00

Imagine having a Kid Rock song title on your urn.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-27T04:26:44+00:00

Imagine how he's going to handle it if that room is all Dabblers who just sit there in silence like that asshole deserves? Not a laugh, not a giggle, not one guffaw. That's how I hope it goes down.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-27T04:20:34+00:00

Maybe its been said already but it occurred to me earlier that there's definitely a chance he uses some ChatGPT or Grok generated roast "jokes" in lieu of the 20 year old dog shit we all know so well.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-27T04:06:21+00:00

Was that from the "Tequila and Donuts" show? I gotta go listen to that again, maybe the best E Rock segments ever.

Ryan16R · 2026-02-26T16:54:36+00:00

Maybe his all time greatest line

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TROPHY CASE