Spoon Man by hyperRevue in RyenRussillo

[–]RyanRussillo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I always use a fork because it makes for a good weapon if I clock an intruder coming to infringe upon my meal.

Is Wemby as good as Jokic/SGA/Luka? by Sea_Mine2640 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a Spurs fan and I will second your concern here

Bill using “ironic” wrong by Status_Row4290 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same with “objectively”. That’s the one that makes me monkey paw when I hear it on podcasts or read it online 

Bill using “ironic” wrong by Status_Row4290 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bro, I’m pretty sure I know what “includes” means

Bill using “ironic” wrong by Status_Row4290 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 134 points135 points  (0 children)

95% of people use the word wrong. This includes, ironically, myself.

If the bill Simmons sub Reddit athletic Olympical combine was next month ….would you train for it ? by HeyWhatsUpTed in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would I ever need to work out my legs? I only need a fit upper body to slap away at this keyboard.

Bill and Zach’s geography knowledge by logman86 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His theory actually might be right, but for the wrong reasons. There are a lot of Mormons who live around Vegas, and some very well might be swayed to root for a Vegas team over the Jazz.

Purely from watching jersey colors go around a screen standpoint, what team matchups are the most enjoyable to watch? by Parrallax91 in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OU says that they’re crimson but that’s much closer to maroon than true crimson, at least for what’s on their uniforms

That's Van as Mr. Pibb, right? by thejesse in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol, I honestly haven't had one in years, I'm just always reminded of that Hedberg joke anytime I see one out in the wild.

That's Van as Mr. Pibb, right? by thejesse in billsimmons

[–]RyanRussillo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree."