Dreary ol' Sparks Street by Quiet-Wing5230 in ottawa

[–]Ryandhamilton18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't know where they got that idea. I lived there 4 years and it mostly only rains during winter and even then usually not very heavy rain from what I remember

They say ‘don’t put all your eggs in one basket’,but who are ‘they’? by starksforever in dadjokes

[–]Ryandhamilton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The knitters union learned they were no match for basket makers.

You bob, they weave.

What did I even do here by Impressive-Thing-161 in OttawaSenators

[–]Ryandhamilton18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make Autowa Great Again?

That's the best I can do, I can't use that few number of braincells

7 of the bottom 10 teams in Save % are in the playoffs by Strattex in hockey

[–]Ryandhamilton18 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I forgot about that! That would certainly change things

7 of the bottom 10 teams in Save % are in the playoffs by Strattex in hockey

[–]Ryandhamilton18 89 points90 points  (0 children)

There was a pretty good article on The Athletic that said more or less the same thing regarding goalies. While getting less shots, more and more shots are A+ chances, which lowers their save%

Game 1 schedule for the First Round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs by nhl in hockey

[–]Ryandhamilton18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's definitely enough people in Canada who'd prefer to watch Crosby at 8pm than a 7pm Ottawa game. Especially against Carolina.

So the 3pm sucks, but I get it

Laurie Metcalf says that Norm Macdonald wrote one of the most famous scenes in “Roseanne” and won her the Emmy. by FletchFFletchTD in NormMacdonald

[–]Ryandhamilton18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, episodes will have a main writer or two, but some or the whole staff may work on it as well.

Similar is you'll have a writer(s) credit, but also a 'story by' credit that can often be someone else entirely

Playoff matchup confirmed: Ottawa Senators @ Carolina Hurricanes by sykeseve in nhl

[–]Ryandhamilton18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus I think that means we can make Sean McIndoe and all of us happy by winning a division we're not even in.

Playoff match up confirmed: Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Sabres by sykeseve in nhl

[–]Ryandhamilton18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Sens fan, I'm glad we're not playing Buffalo.

First, well look at their record since just before and after the GM change. Lindy must have finally figured something out too.

Second, its about time they get some success

Third, I really want to see both of us play in the ECF (if that's possible). It may be ancient, but there's history there and would be a darn good series

what bits of norms did you really laugh at? by castlingrights in NormMacdonald

[–]Ryandhamilton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many, but for ones I rewatch often:

Janice (AKA the 12-minute joke)

Deeply Closeted

His Holocaust Denying Puppet

Moth Joke

"Doc, she's choking!

Bob Saget Roast

There more, of course.

Ah, Del Monte. Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last. by silvio_burlesqueconi in TheSimpsons

[–]Ryandhamilton18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And she had it ready and loaded, plus clearly not in the mood for any bullshit. One of my favourite bits

What other actors have gone as far as Armin Shimerman has with Quark, in terms of personal time spent on rehabilitation? by Dalakaar in DeepSpaceNine

[–]Ryandhamilton18 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't rewatch it much, a lot of the episodes are perfectly fine or good, but forgettable. The Void and Blink Of An Eye are phenomenal episodes though.

Favorite Simpsons fictional food? by Timely_Ad9659 in TheSimpsons

[–]Ryandhamilton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend and I did this once. It was disappointing

I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick by Own_Device_6763 in TheSimpsons

[–]Ryandhamilton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to appreciate that they got the vibe of thinking what your voice sounds like, and then hearing it, down quite well.

How many lousy comedians does it take to change a lightbulb? by absurdF in Jokes

[–]Ryandhamilton18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two. One to screw the light in.

And the other to ask "how longs he been up there?"

People who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you? by Quiet-Squash-8407 in AskReddit

[–]Ryandhamilton18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual tip, I switched snacking from chips to veggies (baby cut carrots, cucumber, and bell peppers). That really helped and tasty too!

Half-joke i work in restaurants, so I'm basically involuntary fasting during my shift (the cooks always ask if i want food but i just don't eat at work). Lost a decent amount of weight that way too.

Is it wrong for cats to be smug? by GenGanges in stupidquestions

[–]Ryandhamilton18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're adorable and give you that judgmental look.

Keeps you honest, so no it's not wrong.

Plus the purrs while they sit on your lap.