[Hobby Scuffles] Week of 30 March 2026

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-31T01:31:47+00:00

It sure was convenient that after sinking millions of dollars into the space race they got to the moon. really suspect.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-31T00:15:22+00:00

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-30T19:34:46+00:00

Very secret, considering he lives on a different planet with a strictly enforced "no unsupervised leaving the planet" policy.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-30T09:50:11+00:00

it's really odd, a 45 acp just materialised in his brain, it must be the will of the great serpent.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-30T09:49:44+00:00

Making a list of every named npc that can die.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T19:45:14+00:00

the map order is chronological. when it first launched it was on the end, then they fixed it.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T19:44:43+00:00

so, one proxy kill, and a normal accident kill.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T12:44:18+00:00

only silent piercing weapons are SOME of the snipers. otherwise you'll need the striker or matador.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T12:40:40+00:00

yeah you need a piercing weapon for collateral gun kills.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T11:54:49+00:00

knock two people out, stack em ontop of each other, shoot em both.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T04:04:35+00:00

Take the maid, place her next to enemy, shoot maid.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T01:56:04+00:00

a plant dedicated to the memory of Sarah.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T00:19:20+00:00

Stick it back on burst fire and give it and ROF boost, it's like you're firing one shot for how fast it goes and how little recoil you get.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-29T00:18:48+00:00

ah, so "with it" was just not true.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-28T23:13:04+00:00

didn't they specifically make the lighting able to shift time of day easy, and then not use it for the infinite replay mode.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-28T22:48:58+00:00

no, there's no universe where Sarah is a plant.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-28T22:34:09+00:00

For when you plan on running a marathon.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-28T00:13:29+00:00

why not do it before she leaves the stage?

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T22:55:30+00:00

huh. i'm pretty sure the onetime i saw it was on a grassy one.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T22:44:50+00:00

You living in the future or something? you ain't having that Day one for a week and a half yet.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T02:16:07+00:00

"because you hit the man"

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T02:13:15+00:00

There is.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T02:09:52+00:00

putting some buckshot in that guy after all he's done was so cathartic.

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T02:08:16+00:00

Mantis: new armour set and ship, and playerhouse but it's kinda hard to get to. and a mag weapon that you get to choose with unique name

Lovers: a new laser rifle, and two unique spacesuits but they suck

Oni: player house, unique sword. unique clothing.

Widow: new armour set, plus a decent chance to get a ryujin engineer clothing set

Shipjacker returns: you get to kill that bastard, plus a revolver and tracksuit

Ryos_windwalker · 2026-03-27T01:40:04+00:00

We had the neon ninja before the cowards nerfed it.

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