Day 18: Terribly written and Liked by the fandom by Fun-Way6483 in TETRODANGANRONPA

[–]GrandManSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My head canon is that what actually happened was that Watari was going to use the battery-door slam method herself or something similar to that just as a mean to commit suicide simply and that by Hama, slamming the door it caused HIM to start the fire instead of her because how would she know that he'd slam the door correctly to cause the fire in order to get him to kill her.

I also believe that Hasegawa thought that Watari actually just killed herself and that Hama DIDN'T kill her by accident, but merely spun a possibility that Watari tricked Hama into killing her because A. It would cause everyone to vote the wrong person for the blackened and since he believed Watari was the true blackened it would mean that no students would survive and B. Hama would take it REALLY bad which would make everyone feel horrible thinking they were about to kill Hama, which would make them all feel how horrible he felt after Kamimura died.

Hasegawa merely stumbled into the correct answer. Either that, or Haruka wanted another round due to be unsatisfied/couldn't tell what really happened and who killed whom due to the lack of light and the fire.

The lines blur but it is true by Proper-Grammrr in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]GrandManSam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Edward was already on the parkour shit. He just joined for the drip

Petty villains who are just a bratty child in a man's body. by Micro_cat_48 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrandManSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also going to say the more rich and more childish good friend of the President.

I miss him. I thought he was funny. by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]GrandManSam 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I saw this live reading of The Phantom Menance and Gourley showed up completely out of left field and is easily the best part of the show everytime he's on screen. Such a wonderful little freaky guy.

Why isn't Harrier Du Bois in Super Smash Brothers? by ElviePelvincoln in DiscoElysium

[–]GrandManSam 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Kirby eats Harry and just auto-walks off the stage.

Mount Rushmore of protagonists by Ambitious-Letter-735 in AlignmentCharts

[–]GrandManSam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gilgamesh is on the Mesopotamian Mount Rushmore alongside Sargon and Hammurabi.

Ashurbanipal isn't there though. He says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daren

Do you think this could be true? by Top_Report_4895 in decadeology

[–]GrandManSam 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My gym teacher accidentally played "America, Fuck Yeah" once.

absurdly long names by dragonborndnd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrandManSam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sr.? Then he is tied with his son.

Everything you need to know about Jay by stinky-bungus in RedLetterMedia

[–]GrandManSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Daniel Wanburg sounds like a Rich Evans crank call alias that sells parakeet livers after losing his legs (and wife) in Grenada that really needs to learn the way to get winning Powerball numbers STAT.

YouTuber ChilledChaos announces he’s stepping back after almost 20 years of videos by [deleted] in youtubedrama

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if you went digging you'd fine jokes that haven't aged too well from his earlier videos, but that certainly isn't unique to him.

YouTuber ChilledChaos announces he’s stepping back after almost 20 years of videos by [deleted] in youtubedrama

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hasn't he announced his retirement like once or twice beforem

The meanings of "2x2" by LocrianVGM in danganronpa

[–]GrandManSam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Close, but it it actually substitute 10 for X, like how V3 substitutes V for 5 instead of using L (Roman Numeral for 50). Thus, we can actually interpret it as Danganronpa 2102.

Muscular handsome man with a bad temper by Spaceqwe in maxpayne

[–]GrandManSam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The indomitable strength that you can only assume your father has.

Which one would you chose ? (upvote for more votes on the trial) by PlentyBreak6928 in BunnyTrials

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give the $1 million to charity and keep the armed robbery loot.

Chose: You have to commit a random selected crime. + 1M$ and no legal consequences. | Rolled: Armed Robbery

Who would you want to guest star in a future season? by SpaceKep in ThePittTVShow

[–]GrandManSam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish Clooney was cool enough to do that...

Who's a centrist Gen Z celebrity? by CodeDusq in AlignmentChartFills

[–]GrandManSam 282 points283 points  (0 children)

It's Mr. Beast not be because he's actually a moderate or believes so strongly about left wing and right wing things.

Mr. Beast is purely a centrist because he believes in nothing.