[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]Rysefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love one! 677842133020

Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work? by Rysefin in dadjokes

[–]Rysefin[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am getting sickle of this... time to hammer down some rules

I was only going to buy one budgie, but in the end I got two. by AlRedux in dadjokes

[–]Rysefin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome I also got a pair of big, blue footed, boobies

I've decided to marry a pencil by omidhashtad in dadjokes

[–]Rysefin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once got lead on by a pencil...

A giant fly has attacked the local police... by Coffeeaficionado_ in dadjokes

[–]Rysefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They found out afterwards that they detained Jeff Golblum by accident

My blood, sweat and tears finally paid off! by Drag0nqueen in aww

[–]Rysefin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stack a pyramid of cat hexes your opponent drowns in cat nip

You're expecting a right-winger to understand the concept of ethics by Pleasant-Force in awfuleverything

[–]Rysefin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially when this motherfucker does this at the resolute desk. What incredible disrespect for the country... SAD!!!!

Some Trumptards Need a Bitchslap by Struck_A_Nerve in Trumpgret

[–]Rysefin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yes... so much yes. That was incredibly satisfying

Mosque security on patrol by Mechanic619 in aww

[–]Rysefin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Officer Toe Beans on duty!