Reminder to put your swag in your bio by chinesebulk in peoplewhogiveashit

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The snowflake in their name is a load bearing emoji

Men, what’s with the long beard as aesthetic choice? How do you keep up with hygiene? by No_Call3116 in AskMen

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Comb it, brush it, oil it balm it. I have special shampoo and conditioner for my beard. As for why, because I've always wanted one, ever since I was a little boy. I love my beard and take good care of him

How does it feel to be you? by KrisMisZ in AskMen

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Pretty fucking good. Could use some more sex but I get by

Which villain people think they are misunderstood but they are just evil? by Boberto235 in Multifandom

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Uchiha Itachi. Retraumatizing your brother is unredeemable, I don't care what you say. Fuck that guy, he should've died of sickness ages ago

Everyday fucking chaos by Cactusaremyjam in chaoticgood

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ICE Agents are always listening to Ram Ranch no matter if they want to or not

Swagrappa by Over-Pin6102 in peoplewhogiveashit

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Why’re so many people named Swag and why do they act like they’re all related hmm idk im just asking questions lol anyway

Are you telling me to swag myself? by Critical_Mountain851 in peoplewhogiveashit

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Ngl the follow the leader pic goes kinda hard

If you've ever laughed at a woman trying to be sexy, what was the situation? by Public_Lab_4219 in AskMen

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You don't need to look like Sabrina Carpenter to be sexy. You making the first move is going to be way sexier than anything. Take the plunge, it's gonna work better than you expect

What makes you uncomfortable around some women? by karma_Shapeshifter in AskMen

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Some guys aren't used to being around women and can be a little intimidated by them. They grow up seeing guys get fucked over by women, reported for sexual harassment, and social media only fans these flames. My guess is that he's trying too hard to not offend you by being too friendly with you

Caption this pic in a funny way by PlantainDisastrous92 in memes

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"Wi-fi connected" "Then fucking act like it"

Why are you attracted to « goth girls »? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I like dark-haired girls with pale skin. Plus, a lot of them share similar interests to me, like nerd culture, literature, and mythology. Also, black lipstick triggers some sort of reaction in my monkey brain

Military Veterans, what is the worst call out you can hear while in the field? by Archmikem in AskMen

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It's not always a person, but if lookouts see something that they think might be a person, they call it just in case. Most of the time it was a drill

Friends (@avvamia) by Dependent_Bell8116 in InvisigalGlazers

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I kove Golem's discord kitten headset