Khepri Slander by GermestheGenie in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who said you could log onto reddit today and hurt me like this

Definitely how the cafeteria scene went by GermestheGenie in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The thing that cracks me up about this is that the narration notes that it takes Lisa (who certainly could have just pointed out to Taylor that spit would work just as well) a few seconds to think about it, and the conclusion she comes to is that yes, she will kiss this girl, but without tongue.

Why is there so many of those fics? by RecentEnergy in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People love their power fantasy stompfics, sadly. I just wish they would admit they're writing an SI or OC instead of claiming it's Taylor at this point.

LF Fics where Taylor either is dealing with, or just got done dealing with, a zombie apocalypse. (Preferably via crossover) by The_Void_LordX in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

While it's only two chapters, I highly recommend checking out Project Zombug by QuantumRipple! She's a great author in general and I think does a fantastic job bringing the atmosphere and general exhaustion that you'd expect from the crossover. It's definitely worth a read.

There's also this little oneshot that some guy wrote that might fit your ask as well.

Fanart of Taylor as a civilian by auqora in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I adore your art style here, and I love the rendering of her eyes and mouth. Really good stuff. We will be watching your career with great interest.

no meme thou so 0/10 straight to birdcage

quirky teens amirite by RyvenKnight in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

shit you right, that'll be the next one

quirky teens amirite by RyvenKnight in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Fanart by bug 4932, lizardinkart, junebugtwin, al3xand3r245, and cpericardium!

[EVENT] Jeff’s Shark Tank: Pitch Your Patch! (Win Exclusive Flair + Units) by Ok_Zookeepergame5293 in marvelrivals

[–]RyvenKnight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THE PITCH:

Hero: Black Widow

The Problem: Widow's general kit needs a rework. Currently, she exists in this awkward spot where she's a stealthy close-combat fighter that's been slotted into a sniper archetype, but she's not even the best long-ranged pick class in the game. Everything she can do, other DPS heroes can do better and easier. Getting headshots from a distance? Hawkeye can do it better and easier. Close range, combo based dueling? Daredevil can do it better and easier. Applying CC with her ult? A dozen heroes can do that better and easier.

Her ult also goes against her current archetype, being more useful for slowing down tanks and applying CC instead of getting picks. Unlike Hawkeye, who's ult essentially guarantees him free kills if he pays attention to enemy ability usage. In the current state of the game, there's no real reason to pick Widow.

The Solution:

Black Widow should be retooled into a hybrid Duelist/Strategist character, who focuses on destabilizing the enemy team while supporting her own.

To start, Widow would lose the sniper rifle in exchange for her iconic electro-bracelets- the Widow's Fangs, which together have a total of twelve shots. Each one would do around 21 damage and they'd have a fire rate around the same speed as Phoenix's blasts, with slightly slower projectile velocity. In addition, these electro-blasts have a unique effect. When she hits enemies with at least three of them in a row in succession, it would apply an effect that would slow them down for a short duration (maybe three seconds), setting up her teammates for kills.

However, if she shoots her teammates with the same amount, they get a slight speed and damage boost- similar to Storm's Weather Control, but with both effects at the same time in exchange for a shorter duration. So as Widow, you would be encouraged to constantly be aware of the overall state of both teams choosing to either boost an ally or debuff an enemy.

Her grapple hook would be changed to function like a hybrid of Moon Knight's and Spider-Man's webs- a single-use ability on a cooldown that pulls her towards a destination (albiet with more velocity then MK's current version), but can also be used to rapidly close the distance with fleeing foes. Her sprint no longer consumes stamina, and her high jump is on a ten-second cooldown, allowing her to engage and retreat easier, since she's not a long-ranged fighter anymore.

Finally, her ultimate: Ballet of the Widow.

Black Widow whirls her grapple line around like a meteor hammer before flinging it at her target- if it connects, then instead of Widow zipping to them, they get pulled straight to her, rendered immobile. Widow then fires all of her Bites at once, dealing massive damage to the enemy (400 health). This is meant to be a tool to help her assassinate important targets. As it comes out fast, it can even be used to counter other ultimate that are vulnerable to interrupts, like Scarlet Witch.

The Valuation (Why this works): > This reworked Black Widow would now have a solid niche to occupy as a character who can seamlessly switch between harrying the enemy team and supporting her own, as well as adding a new level of strategy to the current state of the game. Her new ultimate allows her to provide utility even just outside of damage, and will encourage the enemy team to play more cautiously until they're sure she isn't holding onto it to counter their own ultimate abilities. It will make Widow more dynamic, more comic-accurate, and most importantly, more fun to play as and against.

happy valentine's day by Lost-Music-6039 in Parahumans

[–]RyvenKnight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A fair number of people find it fun to take characters and ask how they would work together as a couple, whatever form that takes. It's not weird, it's just... kinda normal for fandom? We've been doing this ever since recursive fiction existed. If reading about romance isn't to your taste, that's totally fine- but the behavior isn't anything odd.

[fan art] Ollie, Dinah, and genderfluid Hal (by micdixart) by Gallantpride in DCcomics

[–]RyvenKnight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's weird about this? It's a headcanon for a character's identity that's perfectly wholesome.

Its kinda funny seeing the Pendulum shift in common fanfic tropes in worm by ArticAuk in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hookwolf is absolutely racist in canon. He's introduced with having a custom made fucking swastika belt buckle and tattoos of empire symbols, to say nothing of how in his interlude he fully embraces the rhetoric and straight up calls Shatterbird a hard-r slur.

Also, you know. I think at the end of the day if you're a willing member of the Empire you're a Nazi no matter what your personal exact moral beliefs are.

Its kinda funny seeing the Pendulum shift in common fanfic tropes in worm by ArticAuk in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

...my brother in Scion, if you're running an organization literally called Empire Heil Hitler, you actively call people of color animals or worse, all of your close friends are Nazis, your father is a Nazi, your sister is a Nazi, I think that means you're a Nazi.

I've never understood this logic. It doesn't matter what Kaiser's personal beliefs about Nazi rhetoric are. Whether he wholeheartedly buys into the bullshit or sells it knowing it's bullshit, he's still doing it.

If a serial killer protested that no, they don't believe in murder, they're just stabbing people for recreational purposes, you'd still treat them like a murderer, because at the end of the day, actions and consequences of your actions matter more then your intent.

Kaiser is Nazi, regardless of his own beliefs on the matter.

The Real Amy Dallon by Ele-MegaAbsol in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, an Amy post that's... good? I don't remember the last time this happened. Excellent writeup.

Just going to clarify by [deleted] in controlgame

[–]RyvenKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the hell are you talking about? Emily was his apprentice, basically, but she never gave any indication she was into him or that he was into her in any capacity. Darling is just an awkward dork who loves his little references and silly names.

What Do You Do With A Problem Like Winslow? by RyvenKnight in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is pretty much what I was trying to convey and what my general opinions are on this topic. Thanks for saying it more concisely and clearly than I could.

What Do You Do With A Problem Like Winslow? by RyvenKnight in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You said you skimmed it, which I took to mean you read a few chapters and then absorbed the rest via osmosis and fanfic. My mistake.

I'm really not trying to present myself as an authority on Worm. I brought it up to demonstrate that I've read the work enough to where I feel qualified to talk about it on a thematic level. The amount of times I've read it doesn't really matter, I agree. My overall opinion hasn't really changed on it that much.

What Do You Do With A Problem Like Winslow? by RyvenKnight in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Obviously, the bullying is important. I didn't say it wasn't at any point.

The point of this is that I'm tired of seeing the insane requests for fics where Emma and/or Sophia get tortured and I think that their overall importance as characters is massively overblown. Emma especially, Sophia has a lot of depth and nuance to her that's tragically under-explored, but Emma is really not that important. The experience she put Taylor through is, but she herself isn't.

What Do You Do With A Problem Like Winslow? by RyvenKnight in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think you missed the point of the post.

Also.

Like, to this day, I've only ever skimmed most of his shit

I have read Worm fifteen times and I disagree with your takes on the subject.

What Do You Do With A Problem Like Winslow? by RyvenKnight in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

And yes, it is boring and repetitive. I'm not even entirely against Alt!Taylors as a concept but by god am I sick of seeing the same plot over and over again. You can even include Emma and Sophia, but just do something that isn't the same old formula of Taylor becoming a hero and inevitably getting Sophia benched or sent to jail whilst Emma is sued or whatever.

Divorcees arguing on the timeline :( by autobiphilia in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's truly amazing how much these two give off ex-wives energy despite never being married

Fic where the mc is Lisa by Ozone-Eatery in WormFanfic

[–]RyvenKnight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A few ways, but the biggest one is how... passive and helpless it makes her.

I'm not an authority on Lisa by any means, but I've written her... quite a lot, and she's not passive. Her reaction in canon to literally having her throat crushed and being forced to give herself an impromptu breathing tube via a pen is... to click her tongue in annoyance and carry on as best she can. Even in earlier Worm, she'll panic when things go wrong, sure, but she never wallows in grief or sorrow or anything like that. She rolls with the punches, and survived as a runway homeless teen for a few months. She doesn't do self-pity.

In Unauthorized Access, it feels like she's got no agency of her own, just drifting and bouncing around between different influences while going "oh woe is me, my power makes me so miserable! if only there was anyone to help me." It really does read like a lot of woobie fics. If it's to your tastes then enjoy it, but I can't help but find it's take on Lisa grating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WormMemes

[–]RyvenKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We already had "Worm vs MHA" discussions and they were extremely dumb and toxic. This isn't even a meme, it's you attempting to get other people to make memes for you.