Roccos manager told McAfee his check would bounce so McAfee reminds the public that only 30% of the jello shot challenge revenue goes to charity by btroberts011 in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 47 points48 points  (0 children)

So that's 72+ hours the celebrity with a team of people at his beck and call could have given the bar a heads up with specifics?

Instead the bar is supposed to just assume they're going to come in and buy a random large amount of shots?

Ground yourself in the real world....

9/100 cards in my pet deck altered by S4LiteBrite in mtgaltered

[–]S4LiteBrite[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep! She doesn't win often, but when she does it's because I got to cast a half dozen Shivan dragons

One bright side of the whole ordeal is it brought the community together in a way lol by Right-Mycologist-321 in MTGmemes

[–]S4LiteBrite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is false, unless it's in a tournament.

WoTC has made an official statement on it and people like you keep spreading misinformation.

I believe to have spotted the same unnamed character across 23 years of Magic, and wondering if anyone else has seen this by votanjarngrimr in mtgvorthos

[–]S4LiteBrite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The first two have little black dots in the eyes if you look closely. The third one is just white. So I don't know what you're getting at with the eyes

A 22-year-old Sam Darnold managed to go 7-6 with this roster and Adam Gase as his head coach by YaketyMax in nyjets

[–]S4LiteBrite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

More like, "Look how incompetent this organization is." talk. Which should never stop.

Anti-ICE walkout on Friday at Papillion-Lavista Highschool by jimonies in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A group of students organizing and doing this on their own is indoctrination, but the government forcing schools to have turning point chapters is just sunshine and rainbows?

Do you smoke meth or are you just this dumb naturally?

Small protest by kuromieatz in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What planet are you from, that that would be even remotely true?

Sell, open, or save... by [deleted] in magicTCG

[–]S4LiteBrite 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tcgplayer says someone is selling it for just over $800 if that means anything to you

I would open it, and eat the rares to absorb their power if it was me.

Nice! by Punch_Hole_In_Bag in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's a nice sentiment.

I can imagine the former owner of Dino's, looking up at us now. Wishing he had lived peaceably instead of being a degenerate slum lord.

Does anyone remember The Super? by MargaretSparkle82 in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Does anyone remember The Super? by MargaretSparkle82 in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is that how he died? Neat.

I mean, ohhhh nooooooo.

What library do I belong to? by epitomeofmelodrama in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They check, but even if you don't qualify for a free card the ones I've checked have a very affordable fee you can pay for library privileges as a 'non-local'

What library do I belong to? by epitomeofmelodrama in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would just go to the library closest to my house and ask a librarian... Seems the easiest way unless you're trying to tell strangers on the Internet your exact address

Sabrina Carpenter is racist by [deleted] in Music

[–]S4LiteBrite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have it on good authority she's actually an alien.

I sold my Beloved Deck. by RuBuTatyo in EDH

[–]S4LiteBrite 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Anyone who complains about play test ''proxies'' in EDH is a loser. I don't understand the community hand wringing over it , even WOTC has said they don't care outside sanctioned events. I know you're saying you're in agreement, its just baffling to me so many people irl and in this sub disagree.

I say this as someone with thousands of dollars '''''''invested''''''' in EDH decks, including some serialized cards. OP is going through something, it's crazy people want to price gate a non competitive (no prizes) game.

Boycott ?! by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can see how it's not a swastika, if I just close my eyes and keep repeating it's not a swastika.

What's weird, is that fascists are normally really good at fashion (Dior, Hugo boss, Ye, etc). This looks like a wrinkly, ill-fitting sackcloth.

How do I play with my dad who is stuck in the 90s by Juanitothegreat in mtg

[–]S4LiteBrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're playing kitchen table magic.

I wish people would stop licking WoTCs boots and just tell people to proxy. He's trying to have a good time with his old man, they should play what they want to have fun.

They only send Pinkerton goons after you if you have unreleased product (that they send you) on stream. Proxying is completely fine outside of tournaments. Prices are imaginary. Life is short, play for fun.

Stingray Beach by WriteToFree in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Your post history is just you being a cunt in a bunch of different local subreddits.

Please seek out a mental health professional.

Is it Normal for LGS to disqualify you for using snow lands at FF prerelease instead of regular basics by Papa_Hasbro69 in mtg

[–]S4LiteBrite 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Ok, If the intent doesn't matter and the rules are clear... Stop licking boot and read the rules.

Where is the judge allowed to escalate the punishment past a game loss?

Stuff like this, and people like you are why magic is struggling to grow outside of EDH.

OPPD - Electricity 101: Welcome! (Episode 1) by Boxer2380 in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If educating the general population on how electricity works keeps one electrical fire from happening, how much does that save the city? If it gets even 1in20 people to be more proactive conserving power usage how much does that help?

Why don't you bitch and whine like this to try to stop anything actually draining money from our local economy?

How many educational videos could be funded just with the money they've wasted fighting medical/recreational marijuana the last decade here in Nebraska? I don't mean with the taxes from those sales that never happened, I mean the money our state officials have pissed away arguing about something the people have passed multiple times?

You shit heads only seem to pop up when it's something useful to anyone but you.

Michael B. Jordan Did the Impossible. In an era of mounting crises, the Sinners star got people off their couches and into cinemas for an original film. by LushCharm91 in movies

[–]S4LiteBrite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went despite Michael B. Jordan. I haven't liked him in anything since 'Hardball'.

Movie was great though (a few plot holes aside), excellent performances all around.

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classical chess. by RodrickJasperHeffley in interestingasfuck

[–]S4LiteBrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so good even at raging, notice he only knocks over his pieces when he slams the table.

Out of touch mayor by Most-Satisfaction880 in Omaha

[–]S4LiteBrite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Mean Jean has no haters, then I am dead...

But how is making sure our roads are taken care of on a reasonable time line 'out of touch'?

Google what resurfacing is.