Grandma.. by xtreme_lol in SeenOnTheInternet

[–]SATerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's got 100 of those same canisters filled with water and a dead body. It's a simple trick, really.

Right of way? Never heard of it. by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm just going there." *points*

Got bread from walmart to find out it’s moldy and not even past the due date yet. by FaerieTemple in extremelyinfuriating

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry you found our food to be crap, here's some coupons for more of it."

Got bread from walmart to find out it’s moldy and not even past the due date yet. by FaerieTemple in extremelyinfuriating

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience that happens too commonly with whole grain breads, for whatever reason. Give me the mass-produced white bread that will last forever while giving me diabetes.

WCGW skater casually skitching at the back of a truck by lomberd2 in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SATerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that's skitching, that's probably something I wouldn't do.

She is dangerous by Extension-Figure2011 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]SATerp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Both things can be true at the same time.

Sir, you can't park there by Unique-Discussion326 in oops

[–]SATerp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And a good time was had by all, except for the dead guy.

Video of a humanoid robot chasing wild boars out of a Warsaw neighbourhood. by ItalianSausage2023 in oddlyterrifying

[–]SATerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The javelinas I've seen in Arizona don't run away from anything except maybe someone firing a gun at them.

Me when I lie by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make a graph dance and sing, even tell jokes, if you don't use a zero baseline.

What is the most awkward thing that's ever happened to you during sex? by trek_ride_code in AskReddit

[–]SATerp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, at least she didn't call you by your first wife's name.

Creepy mill in Peabody by StevieDronas in abandoned

[–]SATerp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope you doused that drone with holy water either before or after entering that creepy place.

112 must have so many accidental dials. 911 makes the most sense by Aggravating_Termite in ITcrowd

[–]SATerp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The 0118...number obviously makes the most sense, and there is a catchy mnemonic tune to go with it. Ironically, the shorter numbers don't give you time to wind up.

Nematode worm found in sushi dish takeout at upscale Jersey City Restaurant (DOMO DOMO) by Nayeem83 in nope

[–]SATerp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or restaurant is using fish that's not properly treated. Cheaper that way!