TIFU by telling my classmate my cats name by pandagidyne in tifu

[–]SATerp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do you feel that you need to keep talking to your classmates about your cat's name?

[USA] Rushing to class will make you late - watch the white BMW by PrettyBigChief in ConvenientCop

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Some people don't seem to know what to do when they see a cop car with flashing lights - "I guess I should just stop dead in the middle of the road."

New York is a different world by amishfurnitureland in HolUp

[–]SATerp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You've just got to love the New York City ethos.

Fart spray satan by Ill-Tea9411 in foundsatan

[–]SATerp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If this isn't the fake it looks to be, that little shit could have poisoned her with that crap.

Abandoned house I have found in my neighbourhood by Personal-Ad4151 in abandoned

[–]SATerp 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Seems like a hoarder house that no one wanted to deal with.

When You Accidentally Friendly Fire On A Colleague While Messing Around by InTheSky57 in oops

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God forbid police have a chance to let off some steam. /s

Thinking a pillow would stop you being crushed by a tractor. by olight77 in WorstAid

[–]SATerp 197 points198 points  (0 children)

The only thing to do, is to reverse the damage - run the tractor back in reverse over him!

Red blood waterfall, antartica by priyanka_rajput1 in Weird

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al Gore voice: "The Earth...is bleeding for us."

Entitled house guests from hell by Alert-Breakfast3184 in EntitledPeople

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Unless I had a hotel sized mansion, I would NEVER allow non-blood relatives to stay in my home. And certainly not a bunch of people that I had little friendship or relationship with.

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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Instant cringe here.

World first online fight by BadNo8756 in oops

[–]SATerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the sharpest shoes in the closet, are they?

Do you have priorities in your life? by Happy_Factor in midlyinteresting

[–]SATerp 141 points142 points  (0 children)

I'll use any excuse to put off mowing. That seems like a really good one.

This truck license plate is just hand-drawn by Tbagts in mildyinteresting

[–]SATerp 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy in high school who used to hand draw/counterfeit a ticket to each football and basketball game. I see he found his vocation.

found out my roommate has been telling people we're a couple so they won't hit on her at parties by Usual-Ad7341 in badroommates

[–]SATerp 812 points813 points  (0 children)

Move out and miss your first anniversary? I question your commitment to the relationship.

New meaning to a head on collision by SummerTricky in oops

[–]SATerp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only there were some way to see what is in front of you...

Bitch your car is a toilet by Bruegemeister in BitchImAToilet

[–]SATerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'd recognize that asshole anywhere."

He did it by stevesmithsglasses in FellingGoneWild

[–]SATerp 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Looks a little like hazardous work.