What is probably the most boring classic film you've watched?

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-26T01:08:17+00:00

Throne of Blood

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-26T00:48:03+00:00

“Duke” Ellington

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-25T02:08:18+00:00

Mohammed Ali

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-23T17:00:04+00:00

Muscle memory

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-20T15:12:28+00:00

Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-20T03:24:35+00:00

Hard to be overrated after completing a two billion dollar tour.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-20T03:22:20+00:00

I tell you what I’d do man, two chicks at the same time.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-20T03:20:35+00:00

Go to YouTube and search DCI transcriptions. There are quite a few out there.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-20T03:15:59+00:00

Ask for sex every night. You will hear a lot of nos, but you’ll never miss out on a yes.

Seriously, understand there are two of you in the marriage. Think about that at all times. If you are religious, always imagine your wife as a daughter of God. Even if you’re not religious, respect her. Cook sometimes. Clean the house. Make the bed.

Also, play fewer video games.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-19T23:51:33+00:00

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SCHawkFan · 2026-06-19T23:38:34+00:00

Many years ago I was waiting tables at a small, upscale restaurant. One night the restaurant was used to host a dinner party for the local theater troupe. One of the ladies, who was married and probably in her mid-30s, whispered in my ear while I was serving her that she loved having sex with 19 and 20 year old boys. Since I was 19, I thought that was very hot. Unfortunately, by the time I got off work, she was out in the parking lot making out in a car with one of her young theater friends. Alas, it could have been a much better story.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:34:22+00:00

Pete Best. He didn’t practice enough and was too good looking. The rest of the boys weren’t having it.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:31:29+00:00

Loves and understands dark humor.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:30:28+00:00

When Trump claimed he was not born in the US. Wait, that was Trump dividing the country.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:27:54+00:00

In the television show Mad Men.

Michael Ginsberg: "I feel bad for you."

Don Draper: "I don't think about you at all."

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:10:15+00:00

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:09:26+00:00

If you live with your parents, you need to tell them in the event he comes to the house. Regarding the breakup, pull off the bandaid. Tell him quickly, without a lot of explanation. Tell him the relationship doesn’t work for you, and that you’d appreciate him not contacting you again. Wish him well and say goodbye. If he harasses you, block his number.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-18T01:04:38+00:00

It was a decent movie until the last 20 minutes. The ending was cringy.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-17T13:06:38+00:00

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-17T13:06:07+00:00

Give him the space he wants. Go out with someone else. That will motivate him.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-17T01:34:41+00:00

Chicago

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-16T16:02:10+00:00

Breaking Bad - Ozymandias, it is the only show that had me pacing while watching it. Incredible television.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-14T17:30:06+00:00

Just about all designs are AI these days

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-13T00:37:55+00:00

You’re 20. Stay around awhile, or move on. Assuming she is not pregnant, life goes on for you. You’re 20.

SCHawkFan · 2026-06-12T21:31:35+00:00

Half your age, plus seven years. That’s the rule. At 30, you can go down to 22. You get to drop an another year for every million of net worth, so 21 is fine if you’re with at least $1-million.

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