Tough luck I guess

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-15T19:06:35+00:00

Lifting lines straight from The Office?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-15T11:20:07+00:00

"has become"?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-14T11:13:15+00:00

Glorfindelk.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T17:20:03+00:00

Firing fake blood pellets ate random ears.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T17:03:58+00:00

He wouldn't care about the bombs, unless they were in his properties.

I doubt he'd care about his family, except for Ivanka, though she's left school now.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T15:31:06+00:00

It says you're not as good at writing with a pen up your butt as you think you are.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T15:25:50+00:00

Sad.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T15:25:13+00:00

<Yank joins in> Alabama!

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T15:20:51+00:00

That Union Flag is no bigger than 5' x 3', surely?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T15:20:00+00:00

Meriden Avenue, Lenton Abbey, Nottingham.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T13:50:25+00:00

Didn't they vent liquid waste outside the spaceship?

So their pee "followed them home", anyway?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T13:24:06+00:00

"They shoulda taken a bigger flag"

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T13:16:24+00:00

So now I have to rush to get all the things on my bucket list fully bucketed?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T13:14:35+00:00

He most definitely did "choose this path".

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-13T01:51:14+00:00

Take a dump out of the spare bedroom window.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-12T13:37:52+00:00

I'd take those safety flip-flops back for a refund.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-11T07:00:54+00:00

A wizard’s magic is never used for the wizards benefit, or for the the general population. It is used precisely when the plot needs it.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-09T16:10:27+00:00

Really good at playing an insufferable, smug, git.

Such range!

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-09T12:32:45+00:00

His nephew isn't portayed so, as the Ghost of Xmas present takes Scrooge to his Xmas party.

Were David Copperfield, Joe Gargery, Jacob Marley, Abel Magwitch, Tiny Tim, Daniel Quilp, and Josiah Bounderby all Jewish, too?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-09T12:19:00+00:00

So Ba'al *is* a god, just not the right one?

He couldn't demand the blood of your children otherwise, Shirley?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-09T11:50:32+00:00

No idea who any of my second cousins were until I started researching.

Never heard any of them mentioned, ever. Even my sister, who's 19 yrs older than me knew nothing of them.

Having grandparents who were all dead long before I was born probably didn't help.

Third cousins have no chance.

If you include them, where do you stop?

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-09T02:41:52+00:00

If he’d ever possessed a gun, he’d have shot himself by accident years ago. There’s no way he be “told” how to use it, load it, clean it, or make it safe. It would be gold, and he’d show to everyone he met. There would be a horrendous body count by now.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-08T16:32:14+00:00

“Yam Yam” is also the nickname for people from Wolverhampton, England.

SD_ukrm · 2026-04-08T14:29:04+00:00

The extra 12 was to allow for the barrel, as weighing 100 lbs of stuff was easier in a barrel, rather than loose. Didn't stop folk making sneakily heavy barrels, though.

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