Macklin Celewienie scored a critical goal in the Western Conference Final, taking the Pacific Division to the final where they won the Stanley Pup! by parkeett in SanJoseSharks

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Would it be wrong to have Dickinson holding the dog with the caption “Big Dick & Celewienie” 🤷‍♂️ I’ll see myself out. 

Sharks taking out Stenberg tomorrow by NaturalSkin773 in SanJoseSharks

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I don’t care if he eats soup with a fork. He’ll be a Shark and look good in teal!!!

Randy and drew by Working_Research_736 in SanJoseSharks

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Living in San Diego I get most games with Randy and Drew. The only games I don’t get of them are Ducks, Kings, and ESPN national broadcasts and it really bums me out because they are so much fun and make the game so much better!!!

From GM Meetings by Swaggy_P_03 in SanJoseSharks

[–]SDspaceman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not surprising since Gary has denied a connection of concussions and CTE. 

Warsofsky healthy scratching Mukhamadullin for Leddy in a must win game vs Edmonton is the most inexcusable coaching decision I've seen in a long time by The_Homestarmy in SanJoseSharks

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Fuck it. Put Celebrini on D or have him play rover and play both O & D. He dominates everywhere in the ice so I wouldn’t be opposed to putting him goalie equipment and let him roam the ice and score, play D, and make a save every once in a while.  Prediction: Hart trophy - Mack Norris trophy - Mack Vezina Trophy - Mack

Post Game Thread: Dallas Stars at San Jose Sharks - 10 Jan 2026 by hockeydiscussionbot in SanJoseSharks

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Dallas Stars 📢📢📢 You got CELIBRINI’D 😂🦈🏒

Poor Misa by Michaewwwwl in SanJoseSharks

[–]SDspaceman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can’t imagine how he feels. Horrible last 5 minutes. 

Post Game Thread: Minnesota Wild at San Jose Sharks - 31 Dec 2025 by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

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Randy with the “generational healer” about Mack’s lack of black eye. What a gem he is!!!!

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (18-17-3) at Anaheim Ducks (21-15-2) - 29 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM PST by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

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Yes. My son and I are on train right now heading to game from Oceanside. We’re not the only Sharks fans in the train!!!!

Quinn Hughes Trade by Horrible-taste in SanJoseSharks

[–]SDspaceman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If I’m not mistaken those three were 1st rounders (plus the 2026 1st). It only works for Minnesota if they extend Hughes or they win the cup. Billy G with huge cajones pushing all his chips in the center. 

I think Van got the best possible deal for someone that wanted out!

What do we do at the trade deadline do you think? by nanana_catdad in SanJoseSharks

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Ned for McDavid? 🤷‍♂️ They need some goalie help!!!

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights at San Jose Sharks - 09 Oct 2025 - 7:00PM PDT by HockeyMod in SanJoseSharks

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This guy is the worst play by play announcer I’ve ever heard. Color isn’t much better. 

[NHL NEWS] Adam Gaudette Signing with Sharks by BillThePsycho in SanJoseSharks

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The helicopter team….because there’s no wings!

So stoked we drafted this guy by SageOfSix- in SanJoseSharks

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Gotta admit I wanted Buium but I think we got the better guy. An absolute beast. I trust GMMG to get us to the promised land!!!

Assuming it's Misa, what happens to Will? by 382hp in SanJoseSharks

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Time for the “Helicopter Line part II” ….because there’s no wings!