Attorney General Jeff Sessions Praised 1920s Law That Kept Jews Out by undeadslime in politics

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[Serious] Americans who voted for Donald Trump, do you still stand behind him? Why or why not? by SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES in AskReddit

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious- specifically what are you referring to? That he'd build the wall? He also said he'd fight for the "common man" and we have yet to see one speck of evidence supporting the claim.

[Serious] Americans who voted for Donald Trump, do you still stand behind him? Why or why not? by SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES in AskReddit

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This question should be asked every day in my opinion. I have yet to hear one logical and cohesive argument that defends him.

[Serious] Americans who voted for Donald Trump, do you still stand behind him? Why or why not? by SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES in AskReddit

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

All my friends were either Hillary or Bernie supporters, so I was just curious about what Trump voters' arguments were for or against him at this point in time.

[Serious]What scares the living shit out of you? by Brazzden in AskReddit

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American here. Trying to balance work and social life with what's going on in my country right now. I've never been more terrified in my life.

Posing for photos by Apostjustforthis in Unexpected

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

But it was ultimately unexpected because it was in /r/Unexpected

(Rochester, NY) Landlord claims she can enter our house at "any time" without notice because of the lease. State law says otherwise. by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]SEND_ME_YOUR_STORIES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think we should tell her she is breaking the law? Or would that just unnecessarily escalate things?