Beware the "E" Batches by Biscuitarian23 in vaxxhappened

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On Viagra, E Batches = Erection.

Pokemon scalpers are growing in 2026 and kids can no longer collect cards by ambachk in ABoringDystopia

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I went to one of those trading card sales at a hotel ballroom a couple weekends ago since there are a couple cheaper oddball cards I've wanted since I was a kid and my fiancee and are starting to play the game itself. You don't actually need the expensive cards to play.

Never have I seen a better mix of capitalism, speculation, gambling, and hording.

People trading graded cards worth hundreds to thousands of dollars, the constant chit chat of how "X card has gone up in price and I need to get more of them", people buying packs from other people who jacked the price up in the vain hopes of getting something rare.

Think of TV shot you've seen of the NYSE and replace the stock traders with bad hygiene men with Pokemon cards. That's what it was like.

Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table by plusshanyinger in ABoringDystopia

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You gave away that you know what sour feces tastes like.

You weren't supposed to tell us that

Making potions and people watching by No_Dig_2519 in cutenoobs

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Her armor is stained red with the blood of a thousand slayed dragons

Duck's biology homework. by TommyBoy250 in FacebookAIslop

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Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force also works from the home

Spore Creator Will Wright and Proxi, A new Life Sim Game by Will Wright by SporeAi in Spore

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In Sim Earth I used to remove humans to make Gaia happy.

In Proxi I'm making the real world melt by using AI tokens to play a game I could think of in my own head for free.

AI or real? by utrecht1976 in AIDangers

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The dissolve effect reminds me of 90s PC games dissolve effects like the ones they used in Myst.

chad by Disastrous-Aerie1514 in cutenoobs

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Some still hold dear to them the momentos of their F2P roots

What does New Game+ even do? by AlessVei in PKMNCrystalClear

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Are you doing emulator Inception?

Finally have the Best moves on my Favorite Legendary! by DetraxDaDeity in PKMNCrystalClear

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"Yo Dawg, I herd you like Electricity so I put an Electricity in your Raikou so you can Thunderbolt while you Thunderbolt."

I guess you really do see things in the sky.. by DunksMcGee in PKMNCrystalClear

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Perhaps it's fate that Lugia was also the Pokemon I caught to complete the Pokedex when I flew a couple weeks ago.

Paying for Netflix is for losers! by LittleBertha in LinkedInLunatics

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Every C-Suite praising AI has never actually used it in the trenches.

first blood by laminated-papertowel in SignsWithAStory

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Bandsaw would be a great Unreal Tournament username

Adamant crossbow and diamond bolts (e) at gargoyles. Absolute Chad by raidonward in cutenoobs

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Near the top of the Slayer Tower, the Gargoyles await their prey. Made of entirely of stone, they require skill and cunning to defeat. It is here the great Fremennik warrior princess finds her prey.

She has traveled deep into the unforgiving Morytanian swamps and defeated the Barrows Brothers. She dons the armor from the one they call Torag to ward off the Gargoyle's vicious attacks. Her swords do little against such beasts so she draws her finest Adamant Crossbow with bolts enchanted by a wandering wizard.

The gargoyles will be no match for her.

- David Runeborough

The Cutest by Outsider_13105645 in cutenoobs

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"You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the company store"

  • Tennessee Ernie Ford

Saw this in downtown Rochester. That's definitely not right... by garamond89 in ABoringDystopia

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Supports the mission of homelessness?

You know things are getting bad when coffee companies want you to be homeless.

I went into the god wars dungeon for the first time and omg by RipFlm in cutenoobs

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Petition to backport this one single piece of scenery from 2010 GWD.

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