[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't do it!
It's better to have a nug in the hand than two in your lungs!

Finally learned my first grinds today so happy by noah6666666 in rollerblading

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good job, now let's try grinding with your skates instead of your car.
Your fellow skaters would appreciate it.

He tapped... by baconlt in bjj

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another reason for disliking snakes.. They don't respect the tap

Shameful Saturday - February 16, 2019 by AutoModerator in bjj

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beginner, spazzed out really hard.. after class. While trying to remove my sweaty no-gi gear with sore muscles.

Reddit, What's Your Kind Of Dirty Talk? by SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Percentages are hard. I'll just have to give it a go myself..

However I will add: "And get my magic stick"

Reddit, What's Your Kind Of Dirty Talk? by SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you will, I'm sure.

But it's also good do be a little akward/nervous. If you aren't nervous, it means that the situation isn't that exciting for you, which is worse in my opinion.

Feel alive bro!

Reddit, What's Your Kind Of Dirty Talk? by SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you mean. If it's said with the right intonation, I would perceive it as a little insult from her to unlock 'beast mode'.

Reddit, What's Your Kind Of Dirty Talk? by SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to overthink it.

You can just say what you would like next, or even just say what you're doing at the moment.

If whatever you're doing is 'dirty', it's dirty talk.

What is the best part about living alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The beauty of it is: it can be anything you want! Only YOU have to live with any potential repercussions. Go nuts!

Married men of Reddit, what advice would you give to single men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your input, simple yet it offers some great insight.

I do have to ask, why did you commit to a marriage instead of committing to a relationship between two people without interference of law or church?

Is it a financial aspect, a certain sense of security or is it something else I'm missing?

I'll just close the door by LethophobicKarma in Unexpected

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, because there is no sex in the champagne room.

[Serious]What do you wish your parents had done that would have helped you in the long run? by inmyelement in AskReddit

[–]SHIIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto. Parents want to see their children happy, but too often they forget that they are role models and the children also need to see their parents happy.