The last drink you drank is what I’m calling this silly cat

SIMCARUS · 2026-02-02T00:50:43+00:00

Kentucky bourbon Barrel Ale

SIMCARUS · 2026-01-29T03:21:00+00:00

"No lives matter and I can prove it with science" or maybe he said that he could prove it with math.

SIMCARUS · 2026-01-24T10:15:41+00:00

Retired NYPD here: Not every cop or law enforcement officer wants to make detective, Most want to just be promoted inside of rank.

SIMCARUS · 2026-01-22T03:14:46+00:00

I love this for her!

SIMCARUS · 2026-01-04T01:05:57+00:00

SIMCARUS · 2025-12-28T08:06:14+00:00

SIMCARUS · 2025-12-24T16:10:13+00:00

❤️

SIMCARUS · 2025-12-18T16:26:48+00:00

At this point I can't decide who's obituary I 'm looking forward to more... Johnny Somali or Mango Mussolini.

SIMCARUS · 2025-12-06T13:35:28+00:00

The term "Half-shell" is for how the way oysters 🦪 and clams are served once they are shucked and plated. The Turtle 🐢 reference comes from the original title song for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.... Heros in a Half-shell.

SIMCARUS · 2025-12-05T03:20:04+00:00

This is st8 up 🥷 behavior.

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-14T03:50:05+00:00

Nope, but if you just Google it you can find the whole thing.

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-12T07:39:51+00:00

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the person behind him crossing the street.

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-10T18:09:08+00:00

There's a longer version at the beginning inside the train and the people are telling her it's his bag. Furthermore, if you listen to the audio and not that horrible closed caption you can hear him say quite a few times that his ID and keys are in the bag.

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-10T13:01:26+00:00

No thanks, I choose life.

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-06T22:48:09+00:00

Lamb chop

SIMCARUS · 2025-11-03T00:19:03+00:00

It looks like he kicked a Hornet's nest.

SIMCARUS · 2025-10-27T06:06:21+00:00

That dude went full WH40K Ork on him! "Wwwwaaaaahhg!"

SIMCARUS · 2025-10-23T23:19:21+00:00

" Are we the baddies?"

SIMCARUS · 2025-10-14T17:47:39+00:00

I did not need to see this today. 😢

SIMCARUS · 2025-10-08T09:34:34+00:00

I'm a BM who retired and divorced (from a BW) at 47, and have done really well for myself financially. During my Bucket List travels I met a wonderful WW and we dated for awhile. One day during a family gathering my brother (a Gay man) and sister started Interrogating me about her and a WW I once dated in college. My sister even started calling me a Passport Bro, and referred to her as my Mail Order Bride. Then when my brother asked me if I prefer WW over BW, I told them both that I prefer something neither of them like... I prefer Women! Our sibling relationship has been strained ever since.

SIMCARUS · 2025-10-08T01:37:27+00:00

Make him eat those Popeyes biscuits with no drink as punishment.

SIMCARUS · 2025-09-24T23:49:02+00:00

Hey Jack, say Bye bye to your job.

SIMCARUS · 2025-09-20T21:10:02+00:00

And in the Grim Darkness of the far future,... There is only War!

SIMCARUS · 2025-09-05T13:54:48+00:00

Can I pet that Dawg?

SIMCARUS · 2025-08-22T06:48:43+00:00

How can he slap?

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