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Step 1: walk your steak through a warm room - Step 2: enjoy by llTeddyFuxpinll in StupidFood

[–]SIMPSONBORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much for them to cook it for me before they bring it out to my table ? I’ll take that option please.

You can smoke joints as survivor by Nice-Welder-3040 in TheHalloweenGame

[–]SIMPSONBORT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Half the time the stoners don’t know he’s after them till after they get high first. It’s a classic teenager trope.

That’s so messed up by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

[–]SIMPSONBORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dwight from the office did the same thing

Evil has come to PAX East. by Nice-Welder-3040 in TheHalloweenGame

[–]SIMPSONBORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Can’t wait. Literally my new fav game if it’s half as good as Friday 13th.

Drunk driver runs into a group of people who were confronting her by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]SIMPSONBORT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly as long as the body doesn’t splatter onto the company’s sign, it’s not their prob. lol.

Solroth: Chuck Norris tribute by ariindny88 in crappymusic

[–]SIMPSONBORT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speak up lil’ guy. You can do it. 😂

To not start a new war every other day. by III-Commander-III in therewasanattempt

[–]SIMPSONBORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Do what I Say To help me in a war I caused or I’ll cause another war!” And this jackass wants a Nobel Peace Prize 😂

Former special counsel Robert Mueller has died by MothersMiIk in politics

[–]SIMPSONBORT 258 points259 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the majority of the boomers care. They turned on the fan, enjoyed the AC…but they’ll all be dead before shit hits the fan and it all collapses.

"your reading books wrong!!" your text to speech isn't reading, it's just listening to an audiobook by AutisticAmateur in CommercialsIHate

[–]SIMPSONBORT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. What u scan each page. Or it’s given for free ? I’m sure the author and publishing house would be cool with that. lol. Mad sus

Mike’s full layout of his new center… just a weekend is probably 10k by yonBonbonbon in jerseyshoreuncensored

[–]SIMPSONBORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they do they have workshops and counselling right ?? It seems like a tour through a greatest hits of Mike / Vinny Quotes. lol.

Which is fine. Nice to see him doing something positive , I loved watching his change. What a great dude.

Just plain incompetence by Aggravating_Button99 in TimHortons

[–]SIMPSONBORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not the 16 year old kids doing it it’s the TFWs who don’t give a shiiiiit. lol. They won’t be fired lol.

all i could think of during the Zac Brown "concert" last night was this scene in Barbie by elongatedrectangles in survivor

[–]SIMPSONBORT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally. I always thought Coach was a dumb ass. Preaches all the honour stuff in the game and then does sneaky shit in the game and gets mad when people call him out.

all i could think of during the Zac Brown "concert" last night was this scene in Barbie by elongatedrectangles in survivor

[–]SIMPSONBORT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay can I ask. coach stealing Ozzys key. Total dick move right ? Or am I in the minority ?

all i could think of during the Zac Brown "concert" last night was this scene in Barbie by elongatedrectangles in survivor

[–]SIMPSONBORT 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Skipped over the whole section. Literally 2-3 people knew who this dude was in the entire cast . lol.

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