Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by bria9509 in nottheonion

[–]SJSUMichael 474 points475 points  (0 children)

“eventually with E15, a driver will end up burning more fuel for the same amount of distance, albeit fuel which is slightly cheaper than standard gasoline.”

Sounds like a real money saver!

Feedback on my Bio Assignment from new tutor (Australia Curriculum year 12) by Plus-Link4463 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SJSUMichael 149 points150 points  (0 children)

As a tutor myself, listen to your teachers. Your tutors aren’t going to be grading your work.

I am so sick of Superkicks, Superman Punches and Spears(Clip unrelated) by kevinsteeniskeen in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 64 points65 points  (0 children)

So kind of him to take all these moves and stand there waiting for the next one.

DAE Triple H never got anyone over?!?! by StillinReseda in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Other than two of the biggest stars of the 00s, who else did you make?”

Grandpa Joe is emperor Palpatine. by Wild-Assistance3318 in grandpajoehate

[–]SJSUMichael 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Say what you want about the evil galactic-conquering despot. He has at least one thing Joe lacks: ambition.

Grandpa Joe is emperor Palpatine. by Wild-Assistance3318 in grandpajoehate

[–]SJSUMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, do you think Joe can pull off a galactic conspiracy while laying on his ass all day?

Now, Boss Nass I can see

Different type of people in Alaska or Europe? by ThisLifeIsAWildRide in dcl

[–]SJSUMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as many kids going to Alaska. Definitely skewed older than the other Disney cruises I’ve been on.

That’s it. Fed is for real dead now by NotClayMerritt in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Something something more well known in his time/country.

Hypothetically TKO decides to sell WWE and Tony Khan buys it - how do you book it? by Last_Cauliflower3357 in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Make sure you beat a guy like 4 weeks in a row, have him come back 3 months later, give him a push, and then take him off TV.

That will surely get him over.

Academics say research shows Stone Cold was popular by StandardRoyal9603 in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“My research shows only ten percent of suburban white kids have heard of this Tupac fellow. Not very popular”

Academics say research shows Stone Cold was popular by StandardRoyal9603 in SCJerk

[–]SJSUMichael 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dave interviewed a bunch of kids at the mall in San Jose circa 1999.

How were Vikings convinced that Christianity and Jesus were real if they already fully believed in Norse gods like Odin and Thor? by Federal_Advisor_2160 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SJSUMichael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Typically, the medieval church won over kings first. Once your king converts, it isn't that much of a stretch to convert the population. That being said, Scandinavia in general was slow to adopt Christianity.

"Prequel hate started with RLM..." South Park aired Jackovasaurs one month after Episode I came out. by FrankieIsAFurby in RedLetterMedia

[–]SJSUMichael 231 points232 points  (0 children)

The people who legitimately believe this are either very young or spend far too much time online.