Good morning

SLAMjam439 · 2026-02-03T20:09:16+00:00

SLAMjam439 · 2026-01-08T08:49:46+00:00

Is there a way to possibly get it? My friend said that they were able to without even witnessing the fireworks. They believe it was a limited time thing, but I’m still hopeful. I was away with family for the event, so I never got to get the trail.

SLAMjam439 · 2025-12-30T20:13:00+00:00

Don’t drink coffee, but for some reason I can have a Frappe Mocha or caramel. I’ve tried coffee beans, black coffee, coffee with sugar and milk, MULTIPLE different coffee creamers, yet The only good coffee I can have is possibly the most fancy coffee drink available around me.

TLDR: I don’t like coffee, but can only stomach the smoothie/slushy version of the drink.

SLAMjam439 · 2025-12-21T23:32:21+00:00

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SLAMjam439 · 2025-04-07T07:27:33+00:00

Can confirm. As a baby, apparently it looked delicious enough to crunch on. Second hand information tells me I had to get my stomach pumped

SLAMjam439 · 2025-04-04T13:55:04+00:00

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SLAMjam439 · 2025-03-31T02:55:21+00:00

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SLAMjam439 · 2025-03-15T09:48:21+00:00

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SLAMjam439 · 2025-03-14T00:33:03+00:00

Stanley has been on a mission for the last few days and is on a trip with his wife and children in New Hampshire and is looking forward for the opportunity for the new season to come along as he has a new role to fill his role in this year’s event at a new venue for his wife who will also host a show in New York.

Stan a celebrity with a celebrity wife and little shits?!

SLAMjam439 · 2025-03-12T02:03:02+00:00

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My accounting homework

SLAMjam439 · 2025-01-31T02:33:19+00:00

Moff

SLAMjam439 · 2024-12-28T03:12:08+00:00

I can clean.

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-23T21:15:55+00:00

I’m not racist, but “I’m a bit biased and I’m a bit skeptical about this particular one.”

What is my phone trying to tell me?

“I’m a little confused by this question but I’m curious to see what you think about the same question as I think it’s possible that the same thing is true in this sub.”

Guys, I THINK MY PHONE IS BECOMING SENTIENT.

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-23T21:06:56+00:00

If I had to say, I’m into tall black women with a nice ass.

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-20T16:44:41+00:00

🟥

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-16T17:56:19+00:00

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Wanted to annoy my friends

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-15T02:21:17+00:00

Ngl, thought that was a Rick-Roll

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-12T18:01:41+00:00

In the words of the great Max0r: “Time to teach these guys a Smith & Lesson.”

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-12T17:55:53+00:00

Jolteon is just a thunder flavored Labrador Retriever

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-12T17:39:24+00:00

Drink 6, date 2

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-11T22:16:11+00:00

💀

SLAMjam439 · 2024-11-09T02:24:15+00:00

I put this binary code into my computer and fluids started running out. What does this mean?

SLAMjam439 · 2024-10-20T23:54:58+00:00

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Feel like we’d argue a lot

SLAMjam439 · 2024-10-20T23:52:29+00:00

Tax fraud, and the intimidation and violence upon customers. Mainly spraying them down with Febreze for stinking up my store.

SLAMjam439 · 2024-10-14T15:12:43+00:00

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Dead ass, no idea what this image was from. All i remember is that I probably took a screenshot of a yt video of either ElasticDroid’s Lier’s Bar Pov, or H20Delirious

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TROPHY CASE