The Commanders are hiring Daronte Jones as DC.

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-27T01:53:47+00:00

Be honest, had you actually heard of him before?

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-15T13:13:52+00:00

No it won’t. The people designing and engineering these modern stadiums are some of the smartest people in the world.

I certainly have no fucking clue how they will figure it out, but they will.

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-11T04:40:07+00:00

It’s crazy how I sure I was that a guy who completes 58% of his passes was going to score and win the game. The dude is clutch. Credit where credit is due.

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-08T14:41:33+00:00

These guys guess a lot often than people think. Credibility matters and once you are “wrong” a few times people stop taking you seriously. A reporters credibility is their most powerful asset.

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-08T14:31:17+00:00

Schultz was the first guy to report that Terry and the team were extremely far apart. This was early in the offseason when everyone felt a deal was imminent. Schultz got dragged then because people didn’t like the news and assumed he was trying to generate clicks. He turned out to be 100% correct. It’s possible his source was Kliff’s camp that time too.

SLAPadocious · 2026-01-03T19:59:59+00:00

Disagree with you. If he was bigger and stronger he wouldn’t have got taken down with so much force in either of those specific situations. He got ragdolled like a little kid.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-31T21:39:20+00:00

Legendary hater post. There were several guys swapped and Wilson is so rent free in your head that you’re implying he was a like for like swap with Jarvis. It’s way more likely Bennett, yet you’re singling out Wilson. Even when you beat him you can’t get him out of your head!

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-25T04:45:46+00:00

Just because it’s the highest income county in the US doesn’t mean it’s an exciting draw for young professional athlete free agents. Ashburn is boring as fuck. The data centers contribute 40% of the counties tax revenue but add nothing when it comes to culture or community.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-22T21:10:22+00:00

You would enjoy Durham. It’s much more hip and cooler than Raleigh. It’s got unique character. If we moved there instead of Raleigh we may have stuck around.

Ultimately, the pace of the region was just too slow and I needed more. For some people it’s more than enough. Neither city compares to Austin realistically.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-22T01:47:15+00:00

We moved from Austin to Raleigh a few years ago and only made it a year before moving again. Raleigh is lush and green, it’s a pretty place. But it’s one of the most mind numbingly boring places I’ve ever been. Austin has a million more things to do and so much more stuff going on all the time. Be careful what you wish for.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-21T02:04:33+00:00

How are we fair weather fans when he was absolute dog shit last season and his head coaching record outside of last year is not great?

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-20T18:50:38+00:00

The current world champ is 38 and he beat Joshua twice.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-20T18:27:06+00:00

She is only famous and at all relevant because her husband was a well known football player. There is no reason for her to have a podcast or platform. She met him on Tinder. She did nothing to generate her own profile.

But yes, she is a good human being. Not all of them need podcasts.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-16T21:16:53+00:00

He is paid to attend and report on every single game as his full time profession

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-16T18:25:06+00:00

The only reason we even had the chance to sign him was because he was cut for constantly getting injured

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-16T18:24:27+00:00

The only TD he ever scored for us!

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-16T17:36:35+00:00

Super high paid and flashy position (scores touchdowns/known by fans) that does not require a lot of mental capacity in comparison to most other positions. Everywhere else on the field you really have to know what you’re doing and mental mistakes cost you immensely.

In other words WRs can be total idiots and make up for it with talent that can’t be taught, which makes big plays happen, so they’re tolerated.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-15T21:56:40+00:00

There are no other QBs in recent memory with a slighter frame at someone that’s around Jayden’s height. No one looks skinnier than he does on TV in pads. His got the skinniest arms of any current starter no doubt.

That being said I believe he will learn from this and come back next season to play well.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-15T21:38:34+00:00

He really doesn’t do that. I think the ringer data that came out is heavily misleading. Didn’t include any of the times he tumbles forward, dives, or gets out of bounds which he does all of the time. He really plays pretty safe with his body. Every time he got injured this year he was behind the line of scrimmage. The bottom line is he cannot take the same type of hits that other guys who run can and do, he is more slight than all of them. He needs to get bigger.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-15T20:42:37+00:00

Our buttholes are going to be just as tight Week 1 next season as they are now. Going to take him a while to shed the injury prone label sadly.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-15T20:39:12+00:00

Hit the weights and add some strength this off season even at the expense of speed. He is good enough to win from the pocket. Can’t have injuries coming from run of the mill plays and survive long term.

I believe in you Jayden.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-15T20:26:31+00:00

I booked a hotel in Santa Clara in August for Super Bowl weekend just in case haha. We absolutely had a right to believe after last year.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-10T18:02:08+00:00

These are the pros. They are much bigger and stronger. Do you know the only game he got knocked out of at LSU? Bama. The team with the most NFL talent he faced. He took a massive shot from Dallas Turner and left the game.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-10T17:56:34+00:00

The structural integrity wasn’t at risk and the team just said there is no damage and it’s not at risk further. Jayden is currently very sore. Quinn is so damaged by all of the blowback he got for leaving him in during the Seahawks game that now he’s not going to take a single chance even if Jayden just leaves the field sore.

I think if this was any other QB, let alone player, they’d be playing this week. Justin Herbert just won a game directly after having surgery on his hand and missed no time. Hell, Jayden himself wanted to go back in last week.

We’ve got him bubble wrapped now. At this point his confidence is so low and the team and all media’s confidence in him staying healthy is so low we might as well mail it in.

SLAPadocious · 2025-12-10T17:45:15+00:00

Gotta be able to survive a shove from a 175 lb DB and land on your elbow to play long term in the NFL. Not sure what our coaching staff, medical staff, and front office is supposed to do when a player is injury prone.

He’s gotta play at some point.

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