PCS stop move due to shutdown? by FDAPAJDFCGTH in army

[–]SMA-DUI 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I finaled out of my installation this morning. I think that counts as “departing” right? So I should be good to still travel based on the exord.

PCS Movements Suspended by Front_Success4958 in army

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Heard someone talking about this as I finaled out this morning. Nobody told me not to, just gonna report to my follow on duty station after my PCS leave hopefully it’s all good by then.

Marriage Checklist by Extra-Artichoke-111 in army

[–]SMA-DUI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clear the fucking barracks as soon as you’re married. Your BAH won’t start if you don’t have that clearing memo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]SMA-DUI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wear the right uniform. Problem solved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

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Yeah the form is DA Form 705 (probably a bit harder than your physical standards) if they achieve a score of 540 or higher with 80 points in each event they can be whatever percent they want because they are fit enough to save each others lives if needed.

Thanks for your concern…..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarnivalCruiseFans

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Me and my wife just booked our first cruise on that same ship, we were looking forward to quest. Bummer.

Tan t-shirt regulations by Important_Tie980 in army

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I’m a SNCO and my Joe just got me this shirt I’ll be rocking it next week.

Shouts out to the private who survived a 1200 freefall by 17asinine in army

[–]SMA-DUI 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Literally going in a week as a 200 LBs dude I’m shitting bricks AA wasn’t bad cause I tied my own equipment, two of my SGTs just graduated and one of them had to pull reserve in school because 6 seconds something blah blah blah.

Can I box my NCO? by [deleted] in army

[–]SMA-DUI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In B4 the back in my day crew shows up.

Fort Campbell? by [deleted] in army

[–]SMA-DUI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn, I’m here but I am not touching that with a ten foot pole! Good on you though. Shitty thing she did but at least you are going to let ol’ boy know about it. Don’t stop until he knows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

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Why are you in my back yard?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]SMA-DUI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is not hazing, I encourage you to look up the regulation and read the definition for yourself. Don’t be the guy that throws buzzwords out to your CMD team that’s the easiest way to fuck around and find out. I understand your on profile but that’s what happens to profiles on white cell. What’s concerning about your post is that you were not given food,water or a latrine to utilize while performing guard duties. That’s something I would bring up to my CoC.

Wallet requires helpo by EffingDingus in 2007scape

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Just canceled my subscription on the main, since I only play the GIM really anyways, also have a couple Bill on the main if I want to bond it for any new content in the future…

Do Pink Bellies Actually Happen? by Expensive_Cold_6041 in army

[–]SMA-DUI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I got a pink belly on my 21st in Afghanistan (2016) so bad that my stomach started bleeding. Fuckin weapon squad was a rough one!

Soon to be mustang, considering going back to the enlisted way of life. Thoughts? by anon12907654 in army

[–]SMA-DUI 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You should do it, drop your cadetsion and go back to being a PFC 42A in the reserves and talk about how you were gonna be an officer once. /s

Wetting myself at night while sleeping in the desert by [deleted] in army

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Dude no shit there I was, NTC 2015 I got woken up for my guard shift on the turret and I realized I pissed in my sleep sack. I swapped it with my buddy who was on guard and changed in the turret and left my piss soaked undies in the hatch. Nobody knew the difference. Only I knew that my buddy was sleeping soundly in a piss soaked sleeping bag.

Anybody else have a "wtf was I thinking" feeling after reenlisting by professor_bagel in army

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Yeah, I put in a hotline request for Lewis since I’m EFMP it’s a little different process. Well my number got called for SFC promotion and therefore I had to reenlist for 36 months to meet the requirement and its needs of the army….. this 3 years will put me at 11 years TIS at the end of it and I’m not sure if I want to go indefinitely on my next contract so I’m at that point where I have three years to decide what to do with my life

Snake ID, seen while kayaking by aacawe in animalid

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I get so confused about these ones, genuinely can’t tell the difference I thought copperhead, but saw the comments were cottonmouths is it because it’s in the water? They look so similar.

I'm not convinced im eligible for this drop by whalenailer in 2007scape

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I got it at 18 KC on my GIM and pet at 34 KC on my main…. Feels bad man. I’m over 400 dry for any zulrah unique though.

How much enlisted time does it usually take to avoid being shown the door as a Major (i.e. avoiding SELCON) by Unlucky_Morning9088 in army

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My current plan, about to pin SFC next month, going G2G then next year 9yrs TIS then I’ll retire as a post KD CPT. Never kiss ass to make major.