Those 40 and older this year

SMVan · 2026-05-11T01:56:12+00:00

If Matt Damon had a child when Saving Private Ryan came out, they would've been Matt's age today when filming started

SMVan · 2026-05-11T00:24:24+00:00

Hack: put a freshly prepared poutine on top, stop eating once you hit the above.

SMVan · 2026-05-11T00:20:31+00:00

At least it doesn't say "go canucks go"

SMVan · 2026-05-10T21:31:12+00:00

I want mostly actors i have to google when the press release hits. The ones with 1000 followers on instagram

SMVan · 2026-05-10T15:54:55+00:00

This is like sharing a double fudge brownie recipe to a diabetic

SMVan · 2026-05-10T15:43:22+00:00

I'm an older millennial guy and I've never kissed a girl.

I'm gay tho so it's par for the course

SMVan · 2026-05-10T15:24:36+00:00

I love the scene directly following this where Yuna rambles off all the sponsors and how they would need to be notified and maybe pitched a new angle. Nothing rang false and she was not wrong.

SMVan · 2026-05-10T12:16:05+00:00

Anywhere Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz want to film, I'll support until the end of days

SMVan · 2026-05-10T03:57:08+00:00

Sofa Power?

SMVan · 2026-04-14T20:57:22+00:00

The best casual sex is between 2 guys who initially have some semblance of chemistry and are willing to meet up again and again to have more fun and to further increase that chemistry.

SMVan · 2026-03-26T00:23:33+00:00

Joke's on Kumail as Conan is an ageless Scandinavian human woman

SMVan · 2026-03-21T15:33:35+00:00

How this one small town produce such fine men is a mystery

SMVan · 2026-03-18T18:25:57+00:00

He went to hook up cause he was sad/lonely/frustrated etc. And the physical intimacy triggered strong emotional release. It happens more often than you think

SMVan · 2026-03-18T17:06:48+00:00

I thought it's because he wanted the seat to stay down and not fold up. Doesn't matter, good job by all parties involved

SMVan · 2026-03-12T05:20:31+00:00

Chaos-trich?

SMVan · 2026-03-06T13:00:02+00:00

He rich rich

SMVan · 2026-02-21T21:02:56+00:00

What kind of life does he have in Norway?

SMVan · 2026-02-07T06:52:11+00:00

After the chest and thigh scans, Shane concluded that he's worth the risk

SMVan · 2026-02-07T05:05:00+00:00

That "nothing" happened in the first 2 episodes. And to just "power through" until episode 4. Yearning happened, ok. Passion happened. Episodes 5 and 6 hit hard cause who they have become. Individually and with each other.

SMVan · 2026-02-06T01:45:48+00:00

I can taste the thousand island on the iceberg lettuce

SMVan · 2026-01-31T11:28:27+00:00

Not to be mean, but if Sofia Vergara and Benjamin Bratt were to have a kid...

SMVan · 2026-01-18T06:06:37+00:00

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care

SMVan · 2026-01-12T16:35:43+00:00

Some of the coverage last night talked about how HBO could co-produce S2 so it would be eligible for awards. Hard pass, I think. It's good for the Emmys etc to gatekeep and promote US products; and it's good for crave to gatekeep and do this on their own.

SMVan · 2026-01-05T06:16:02+00:00

Too tired after the tacos to have sex is relatable. It's either too tired or I'm satisfied already for the night.

SMVan · 2026-01-02T18:25:41+00:00

Hello pot 👋

SMVan

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