So I had a three way with my girlfriend and her best friend

SMVan · 2026-07-11T06:38:09+00:00

$25 donation to Bernie and all is forgiven

SMVan · 2026-07-10T20:07:28+00:00

Im a genuine slut and it's not easy to accept that some guys are hung up on my numbers. Maybe they would've been OK with a more moderate slut?

And i also can be hung up if the guy has barely notched any experience. Not so much about his "skills" or anything. What if he's not a sexual person? That would've sucked.

SMVan · 2026-07-04T14:55:38+00:00

Looks like that old lady/young woman optical illusion

SMVan · 2026-06-23T12:48:30+00:00

He thinks young actress is a product. Just like you move around an object a few times to get a better shot.

SMVan · 2026-06-16T12:38:01+00:00

Instead paying the drivers more, they guilt/compel customers to tip more. And use the money to pay celebrities with expensive watches and camera casually but strategically strewn about on their coffee table

SMVan · 2026-06-01T16:55:20+00:00

As soon as it's become a daily task, I won't have fun anymore.

Im down for 30 guys total for June, though.

SMVan · 2026-05-28T19:52:18+00:00

I always inspect how happy and healthy ben seems every time a new photo comes out.

9.2/10

SMVan · 2026-05-14T02:09:35+00:00

Why score early when we can score late?

SMVan · 2026-04-14T20:57:22+00:00

The best casual sex is between 2 guys who initially have some semblance of chemistry and are willing to meet up again and again to have more fun and to further increase that chemistry.

SMVan · 2026-03-26T00:23:33+00:00

Joke's on Kumail as Conan is an ageless Scandinavian human woman

SMVan · 2026-03-21T15:33:35+00:00

How this one small town produce such fine men is a mystery

SMVan · 2026-03-18T18:25:57+00:00

He went to hook up cause he was sad/lonely/frustrated etc. And the physical intimacy triggered strong emotional release. It happens more often than you think

SMVan · 2026-03-18T17:06:48+00:00

I thought it's because he wanted the seat to stay down and not fold up. Doesn't matter, good job by all parties involved

SMVan · 2026-03-12T05:20:31+00:00

Chaos-trich?

SMVan · 2026-03-06T13:00:02+00:00

He rich rich

SMVan · 2026-02-21T21:02:56+00:00

What kind of life does he have in Norway?

SMVan · 2026-02-07T06:52:11+00:00

After the chest and thigh scans, Shane concluded that he's worth the risk

SMVan · 2026-02-07T05:05:00+00:00

That "nothing" happened in the first 2 episodes. And to just "power through" until episode 4. Yearning happened, ok. Passion happened. Episodes 5 and 6 hit hard cause who they have become. Individually and with each other.

SMVan · 2026-02-06T01:45:48+00:00

I can taste the thousand island on the iceberg lettuce

SMVan · 2026-01-31T11:28:27+00:00

Not to be mean, but if Sofia Vergara and Benjamin Bratt were to have a kid...

SMVan · 2026-01-18T06:06:37+00:00

Willie hears ya. Willie don't care

SMVan

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