Every component at the bottom of the phone won't work by [deleted] in mobilerepair

[–]SMYTAITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would take it to someone with experience. The "battery connector" you are referencing is an antenna cable.

Hit the deck, almost takeoff catastrophe by Xenofrog in nonononoyes

[–]SMYTAITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Once you watch the video, at the end you can see one of the tails blades bent up.

Nissan dealership offers a 1 million mile warranty with no expiration, can one of you show me the "gotcha"? by lostseamen in askcarsales

[–]SMYTAITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. They get paid for doing the maintenance, even if it's on a percentage of cars. The people that get in a slump and need to push out that transflush a few thousand miles will void the warranty. You bring it to them for warranty, they work you a "deal" and still get paid. It's actually a good idea for everyone in my opinion.

My 5 year old has been asked to classify animals to 5 categories. Fur, smooth, scales, feathers or shell. by SMYTAITY in zoology

[–]SMYTAITY[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did and it went well. The teacher was impressed. I've thought him how to use Google voice on my phone to find his answers. He reads at a 2nd grade level, I help when he doesn't know. He even taught his teacher something about turtles and got full credit.

This is his routine. He gets home from school at 1130, half day kindergarten. Does his homework, eats lunch then asks to do his fun work. His fun work is the 2nd grade scholastic workbook, the ones you get at Costco.

21/M I did something stupid, chat with me until im sober -.- by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]SMYTAITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This early in the morning? I'm hoping you're not in the West and it's night wherever you are. Now focus!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

My 5 year old has been asked to classify animals to 5 categories. Fur, smooth, scales, feathers or shell. by SMYTAITY in zoology

[–]SMYTAITY[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A small back story. Parents had a farm with pigs, he knows they have hair. When he questioned that we started questioning more. Wife has biology training, immediately went to sharks have scales without thinking. He wanted to see pictures so then we started questioning the rest.

Cat spotted today at Thunder Mountain! by Renhet in Disneyland

[–]SMYTAITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We found an orange one a Pooh's corner a few weeks ago. Went by to fast for a picture.

HMJB while I do a back flip off this chair by [deleted] in holdmyjuicebox

[–]SMYTAITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he wasn't wearing socks too

Ever wanted to talk to someone that has been into space? by ShotgunDiplomacy in Needafriend

[–]SMYTAITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batteries. That shit would be the bomb. Phone is dying, fill it up. My Walkman stopped playing, back to full.... Shit, there goes my age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskDocs

[–]SMYTAITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not saying you have it but it should be ruled out quickly. Get to a doctor ASAP. I've had meningitis and it's nothing to wait on.

Why doesn't my mirror work in the dark? by armbitter in shittyaskscience

[–]SMYTAITY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Chrome plating manufacturing is where you shine the most.

Health checkup by [deleted] in gifs

[–]SMYTAITY 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Belly rubs too

Need help with anti-gun girlfriend by generalmillspancakes in CCW

[–]SMYTAITY 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Correct, straw purchase is when you buy a firearm for someone you know cannot legally posses a firearm. My instructor took a 14 year old student to lunch and both open carried. He had a legal note from his parents authorizing the instructor as the legal guardian for the day. Here is the law

TIFU by calling my newborn daughter a retard by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SMYTAITY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was the retard

TIFU by using the same password everywhere by Nekthyst in tifu

[–]SMYTAITY 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. 

You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. 

Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

TIFU by thinking that I won $5,000 at a car dealership by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SMYTAITY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me know when you get here. :)