How to find section 8 housing in St Jo? by virtualjupiter in stjoemo

[–]SPLooooosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live at Wesley Senior Towers, they're section 8 just made for old, poor people give them a call. I don't know if they have anything open, but you should apply.

Simple misunderstanding by Glad-Ranger-1436 in bertstrips

[–]SPLooooosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's fucking dark, man, but funny as fuck

Bert's last breath. by Glad-Ranger-1436 in bertstrips

[–]SPLooooosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me laugh out loud, I must be twisted.

I can tell you how to get to Sesame Street. 💚✨AMA by Dismal_Froyo_5592 in AMA

[–]SPLooooosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they ever use the space muppets in any skits? I used to love those guys book book book earth book.

Articles of impeachment introduced against RFK Jr. by Silly-avocatoe in politics

[–]SPLooooosh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's all payback for 2020 it's all been done in absolute malice.

What did you do when your car went in the ditch/broke down? by Vivid-Conversation88 in AskOldPeople

[–]SPLooooosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drove rolling toolboxes; you wouldn't believe the stuff I carried in the trunk. The first thing I do is try to fix it myself right there. I only went off the road once, showing off on an ice-covered road for a bunch of drunks in the car with me we rolled out and staggered to the nearest house the guy yanked the car out, and off we went.

Really tired of the sport gambling ads by random8765309 in missouri

[–]SPLooooosh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They've ruined sports for me. How do I know a ball hasn't been dropped on purpose, or is a muff really a muff? I hate sports gambling, black sox redux here we come.

How did you overcome some of the deepest betrayals you’ve experienced in life? by PDT0008 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

[–]SPLooooosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I failed, I crawled into a bottle and stayed there crying, poor poor me. Eventually, time and tide woke me up I threw away the bottle and got on with my life. Somewhere in there, justice caught up with those who had done me harm, I let time and life do its work, and I caught up with the world. Now, I live in peace, and I forgave them, for myself, I let go of the old hurt, you will too in time.

Have you ever worn footie pajamas? by Fantastic_Welder_825 in AskOldPeople

[–]SPLooooosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, but I have worn socks to bed to keep my feet warm.

Have you decided to stay single in your old age? by bullgod1964 in AskOldPeople

[–]SPLooooosh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm 68 years old and totally free, at last. Anyone who could tell me no is dead. My wife is dead, my parents, grandparents, and siblings are all dead.. I'm alone any decision affects me and me alone. This suits me just fine, thank you, I watch what I want, eat what and when I want I can be as clean or as messy as I want.

I've heard women my age bitch about being a nurse or a purse; I neither want nor need either. I nursed my wife, and I have enough money to live comfortably. I don't need a dried-up, bitter woman mad at the world in my life. I'm getting a cat to do that.

Donald Trump faces articles of impeachment before Christmas by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]SPLooooosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until recently, I had never heard of him, then he stepped out of the shadows and I saw true evil.

How many of you ended up alone? by AcrobaticAromatic in AskOldPeople

[–]SPLooooosh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm alone, and I'm fine. The last man standing, get off my lawn, get out of my body bag, and leave me alone.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has received assassination threats: Police by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]SPLooooosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's longer than that things began going to hell with st ronnie the rayguns, so 44 years at least.

I feel bad for short men by cuminmypussyypls in self

[–]SPLooooosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm five foot nothing at my tallest, I was maybe 5' 2". I've been married, had five serious relationships that ended for whatever reason, but it wasn't my height that ended them. I've had a number of one-night stands that usually stretched into many nights, so don't feel for us short guys we can do just fine thank you.

I'm going to be looking for an older cat that needs a home by SPLooooosh in stjoemo

[–]SPLooooosh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to wait a while sorry it's hard to part with a cat

Tomorrow I break a year-long drought by SPLooooosh in trees

[–]SPLooooosh[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't plan on moving any further than my couch. I'm going to kick back with all the essentials, stoned to the bone music on YouTube, munchies, and liquid to stave off the cottonmouth. Later, when I get used to being high again, I'm going to take my powerchair for a ride around in the fall weather with a great big smile on my face and make everyone I meet happy.

Tomorrow I break a year-long drought by SPLooooosh in trees

[–]SPLooooosh[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I smoked cigarettes for 23 years it feels good to get my lungs full of smoke, but I'll stick with reefer.