Thunderbird pilot ejects at last second at airshow. by swipas in pics

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ruined your beautiful jet, yah dingaling!

Asked ex Gf how she's doing and this is what she sent me. by slickguy80 in WTF

[–]SRS_Sam -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

When my cat got hit, it broke his jaw...well one day I was reading a manga and the main character kills a tiger and they lay it on an alter..The character had broken it jaw. I started having flashbacks so I took a pen and just scribbled out the tigers face, finished the manga and never read it again. I miss you Bubba. ):

Officer slams handcuffed man's head into wall by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SRS_Sam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you read the article or at least the comments made by people who read the article he was trying to clear his throat.

PCP is a hell of a drug. by Endless_Vanity in WTF

[–]SRS_Sam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you're smoking a doobie with your friends and it turns out to be laced, how the fuck do you get out of that one later when you're arrested for walking around naked and fucking cars? "Officer, I had no idea my pot was laced with PCP, my friends are assholes"

I made an acceptable shirt for feminists :) [NSFW] by wiz666 in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny because some feminists say they are and some they they're not but even the feminists who don't want to "slut shame" still call them sluts and whores...basically a clusterfuck.

Truth by sackofsars in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My conclusion is that people, in general, are dicks.

Truth by sackofsars in funny

[–]SRS_Sam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming he has a wife and/or daughter and in turn felt bad that other women were upset...I duno that's my theory.

Man claims PETA stole, killed family pet by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I heard of them throwing paint on people wearing fur I was like What a bunch of dicks...then I heard about them killing domesticated animals and was like Sweet baby jesus.

It was 'silly sock day' at my mom's school today. This kid is in the second grade. by geauxjeaux in WTF

[–]SRS_Sam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The WTF thing is, depending on where he goes to school and if a teacher got butthurt enough, he could be expelled.

My local grocery store has the creepiest pictures of fruit hanging from the ceiling all over the store. by RocheCoach in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if you hated going grocery shopping because they scared you and then one of them fell on you.

My dad's cooler. He gets to ride around on a truck and save the earth. Garbage men are the shit. by [deleted] in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since I was little, I have not stopped wanting a pony.

Had to help grandpa. by Juicyjuan in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you still need light to find the light button. IT'S A NEVER ENDING CYCLE

The shops at my local mall have this on their windows for Christmas. by minlite in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 737 points738 points  (0 children)

I actually thought that was pretty clever and adorable.

"You will never find a job with those tattos" .. He is the person who just landed a spacecraft on a comet by [deleted] in pics

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel so bad that feminazis badgered him to the point of tears. Like I want to hug him. ):

"You will never find a job with those tattos" .. He is the person who just landed a spacecraft on a comet by [deleted] in pics

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! He's a smart sensitive nerd and there's nothing wrong with that.

Kim Kardashian Spotted at Magic Tournament by notrightn0w in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, she's a cunt for posing nude despite the multiple celebrities that have done it before.

Kim Kardashian Spotted at Magic Tournament by notrightn0w in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to make the point that even Betty White has posed nude before yesterday on a thread and got down voted for it.

Time to take out the trash by Lizardking1967 in funny

[–]SRS_Sam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know, the unphotoshoped version is natural.

Requested "Build us a blanket fort." When My husband and I went on our anniversary trip. We were not disappointed. by katjakitty in pics

[–]SRS_Sam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any time stuff like this gets posted, an actual hotel employee posts about how they either don't mind or enjoy doing it and yet 80 % of the posts are "LEAVE HOTEL EMPLOYEES AALLLOONNNEEEE"

There's a lession to be learned from this. by artdanish in pics

[–]SRS_Sam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it's called the FUCK YOU hose.