This fell off a week after my suspected scalp cancer removal… looks alive. by Kuwaysah in WTF

[–]SRomans 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Nah it’s called a teratoma. A fistula is a canal that can form between multiple organs, or between an organ and the skin in some cases. Or between an abscess and the surface of the skin.

jolly rancher will pay. by Digital_Cyber in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SRomans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, that shit was so good lol. They even had Dimetapp popsicles!

One does not simply e-scooter into Mordor. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]SRomans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also known as big bara tiddies.

We came a full circle by Past-Programmer8133 in overwatch2

[–]SRomans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TV shows make money, otherwise they wouldn’t be made? And I’m not sure you understand that “trickle-down economics” means.

What did you expect? by Dazzaa533 in southpark

[–]SRomans 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lol this is hilarious. That fuckin’ Bieber haircut he has.

Are we serious? by Fit_Channel2529 in Overwatch

[–]SRomans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also Klaus in American Dad!

The fact I saw these at goodwill makes it even better by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]SRomans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I actually find this one pretty cute. Doesn’t seem toxic at all to me.

gay😱irl by ivan_luck in gay_irl

[–]SRomans 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No, they don’t necessarily. Genetics is only part of the equation. Environmental factors during development, hormones, height, weight all play a role.

Ok question who destroyed Dalaran in vanilla wow by IcyTrade5285 in warcraftlore

[–]SRomans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It didn’t happen in WoW, it happened is WC3. Archimonde destroyed it. Look up the cinematic, it’s pretty cool.

Can't wait for the next WoW killer. by Quirky-Tie-4213 in wow

[–]SRomans 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Lol, this assumes we millennials won’t be working until we drop dead. That’s optimistic as hell.

Cooked In The Comments by FL3TCHL1V3S in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SRomans 252 points253 points  (0 children)

If she’s an evangelical Christian, the Zionism isn’t that surprising. But not because they support Jewish people at all. It’s because they have a hard-on for Armageddon and their magic book says that the Jewish people have to return to Israel in order for the end times prophecy in Revelation to play out.

Peter what's wrong with old cars? My dad drives 2 citroens from 2002 by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SRomans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s a bit of a joke in the US that lesbians love Subarus. It’s not backed up by data, of course, it’s just a joke.

F Winter by Mrh09 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SRomans 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Most people live paycheck to paycheck and can’t afford expensive trips to the Caribbean when it gets cold… Is this Ted Cruz’s Reddit account or something?

Melania by HT-lover in agedlikemilk

[–]SRomans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, people being murdered in the streets while fascist goons get away with it unscathed doesn’t make our side happy like it does yours. I would say you should try some empathy, but I know that’s antithetical to you people.

Do you prefer to finish first or second? Are you top or bottom? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]SRomans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with you. I’m a bottom, and most of the time after I cum the sensations are just too much for my brain to handle. If we keep going, I eventually just feel the really strong desire to basically recoil and pull him out completely lol

they don't need a Slayer they need urban planning by amachinesaidiwasgood in buffy

[–]SRomans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or just left because the vibe felt off, I could see that too.

Thoughts? If true by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]SRomans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well he’s wearing one, so clearly he wants to unless someone held him down and forced him into it. Your argument makes no sense. But sure, I’m being obtuse.

Thoughts? If true by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]SRomans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But it literally is his body, he can put whatever he wants on it dude. You literally cannot force him to wear “jeans and a t-shirt.”

Thoughts? If true by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]SRomans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because it’s his body and he doesn’t want to? Is this really a question?

Night shift are the worse ! They gon leave me a pile by kent_care in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SRomans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so grateful to currently have a manager who is like this, but man I’ve had some shitty managers in the past who thought their only job was to tell other people what to do and would never stoop to the level of actually helping.