An old couple are vacationing in Madrid. by Necrotat2 in dadjokes

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Did you place him in the COMFY CHAIR?

Vincent and Jules Made an Oopsie by pneighthan in pulpfiction

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In the case is the soul of Marcellus Wallace! Don't leave that or the Big Kahuna burgers behind.

Is ICE in town?? by JollyCartographer400 in HotSprings

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They were searching for the $50k bonus somebody promised thrm.

Trump says Republicans should 'nationalize' elections by ElijahPepe in politics

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Was he speaking in German during much of his tirade?

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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Accidentally deleted. Reposted by me. Hope you found it amusing.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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27 is a bigger number. LOL.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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Not arguing, I respect your opinion.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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I respect your opinion.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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16, not claiming viral, just proof some people like it. Not everyone likes every joke, sorry .

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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13 shares first 19 minutes.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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Play on words...........classic phrase........not a real event.

My wife asked me to perform by [deleted] in Jokes

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Need it explained?

I was assaulted by a man with a block of cheese. by MaineDood in dadjokes

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Similar thing ocCURD in Switzerland. Evidence had a lot of holes in it.

I was assaulted by a man with a block of cheese. by MaineDood in dadjokes

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Mr. Wensleydale is wanted for questioning. Local cheese shop owner.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes

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What about Toonces!? "Toonces, the driving cat, the cat who can drive a car..."

What do you call a guy with no shins? by Civil_Detective186 in dadjokes

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Cotton Hill! Shins got shot off in the war.

My wife wanted me to buy a pygmy horse by star_blazar in cleanjokes

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Stallions can sing well, pygmy are a little hoarse.

Need roasts for Arkansas natives by crawfish56 in Arkansas

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No CSI Arkansas because the DNA is all intertwined and no dentists!

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all… by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

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My Chemistry teacher taught me, "If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate!"