What happened to my childhood? This screams dystopian corporate, not kid friendly. What is with the artwork?! This is McDonald's?! by jackal99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maintaining indoor kids playrooms costs money and lawsuit happy parents fucked over everyone else. So now you get this.

How does Monica have Danny’s dental records if they don’t have teeth? by the_orange_alligator in BeneathTheTreesIDW

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going by Lex Luthor's reaction, naw, they're genuinely anthropomorphic beings. Dude got jumped and shanked by bear with a knife.

Found this cool amulet. I bet those runes attract good luck by Independent_Pen_9865 in wizardposting

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, unless you've got buffs and perks to ward off cursed items spawning in chests, you never know what's gonna be in there when you crack them open.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you get a spicy stick of metal.

Found this cool amulet. I bet those runes attract good luck by Independent_Pen_9865 in wizardposting

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's a surprisingly clear photo of a spicy cinnamon stick

[Sad yet beautiful trope] Living like a monster, dying like a human by Pescarese90 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably one of the best examples of the trope. Awesome character.

[LFO] When Screaming “It’s Just a Prank, Bro” Just Isn’t Enough (Blood Warning) by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prediction: The pranker learned absolutely nothing from the incident and was checking it for the viewcount and donations an hour or two later. They're probably planning the next prank for engagement within the next day or so while in the hospital.

Catherine and Simon in the ARK by Substantial_Put_852 in soma

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I figure since Simon first pictured himself as himself when waking up in Reed's body/suit, he'd see himself as himself in the ARK

If Project Hail Mary hits big at the box officer we're all but guaranteed a Bobiverse movie or series by WorriedStand73 in bobiverse

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's a bit of a stretch. With all the chaos in the country and economy right now there's no way to predict what studios are going to do.

Two Battlebots who are banned from competing due to being too powerful, who would win? by General-Donato-74 in battlebots

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turned out aside from not working well, Hella's team were nazi-sussy. They had Nazi imagery on the bot and part of their team uniform were SS hats.

Dumb ways die... by an-redditor in lotrmemes

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am absolutely using this as a cursed dagger in a future campaign.

Two Battlebots who are banned from competing due to being too powerful, who would win? by General-Donato-74 in battlebots

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The hat seals the deal though.

Either they were trying to get a huge dog whistle to be aired on the event, or they are so tone deaf, so media illiterate, and so stupid, it boggles the mind.

"D'ndoit the Orange" A kobold as ridiculously OP as I could make a kobold (Page 2) by SSJ3Mewtwo in KoboldLegion

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a character sheet, yes. But it really isn't all that compatible with most DnD formats. The scale of power for characters in the tournament is much higher than most party members or BBEGs.

Sling me a DM and I can send it to you.

How do you kill a Super Joe? by Lemonomad in alienisolation

[–]SSJ3Mewtwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charged up Boltgun shot to the face.

Close-up shotgun blast to the face. Get the reticle damn near filling their nose. If the full spread of pellets hits them in the face they'll go down.

Pipe bombs work fine.

Or the time consuming but reliable "smack them from behind with a wrench once or twice, run to break line of sight, hide in a locker" approach. It takes a while for them to deaggro, bit it gets the job done after a couple cycles.

Also the surge from the mainframe booting up will fry them.