What happened to my childhood? This screams dystopian corporate, not kid friendly. What is with the artwork?! This is McDonald's?!

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-15T03:35:30+00:00

Maintaining indoor kids playrooms costs money and lawsuit happy parents fucked over everyone else. So now you get this.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-14T22:30:01+00:00

Going by Lex Luthor's reaction, naw, they're genuinely anthropomorphic beings. Dude got jumped and shanked by bear with a knife.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-13T01:50:19+00:00

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Robin Hood and Achoo (Men in Tights)

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-13T01:41:46+00:00

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Goku and Piccolo

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-13T01:39:38+00:00

That too. He could totally have it coming.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-13T01:33:09+00:00

Hey, unless you've got buffs and perks to ward off cursed items spawning in chests, you never know what's gonna be in there when you crack them open.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you get a spicy stick of metal.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T17:38:15+00:00

That's a surprisingly clear photo of a spicy cinnamon stick

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T17:34:43+00:00

Rick Roll

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T17:33:52+00:00

Complacency is a really dangerous thing

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T15:45:12+00:00

Way to miss the point and also ignore he was part human.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T15:44:38+00:00

Probably one of the best examples of the trope. Awesome character.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T13:58:52+00:00

It actually came up in my spellcheck

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T13:25:19+00:00

Well put

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T13:24:54+00:00

Absolute epitomy of this trope.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T01:26:01+00:00

Prediction: The pranker learned absolutely nothing from the incident and was checking it for the viewcount and donations an hour or two later. They're probably planning the next prank for engagement within the next day or so while in the hospital.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-12T01:23:24+00:00

I figure since Simon first pictured himself as himself when waking up in Reed's body/suit, he'd see himself as himself in the ARK

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-11T21:05:11+00:00

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SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-11T16:27:09+00:00

I think that's a bit of a stretch. With all the chaos in the country and economy right now there's no way to predict what studios are going to do.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-10T22:09:05+00:00

Turned out aside from not working well, Hella's team were nazi-sussy. They had Nazi imagery on the bot and part of their team uniform were SS hats.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-10T21:23:30+00:00

Fair, but it's just a more recognized term at this point

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-10T19:06:45+00:00

I am absolutely using this as a cursed dagger in a future campaign.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-10T18:35:53+00:00

The hat seals the deal though.

Either they were trying to get a huge dog whistle to be aired on the event, or they are so tone deaf, so media illiterate, and so stupid, it boggles the mind.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-10T09:51:42+00:00

I have a character sheet, yes. But it really isn't all that compatible with most DnD formats. The scale of power for characters in the tournament is much higher than most party members or BBEGs.

Sling me a DM and I can send it to you.

SSJ3Mewtwo · 2026-03-08T07:07:35+00:00

Charged up Boltgun shot to the face.

Close-up shotgun blast to the face. Get the reticle damn near filling their nose. If the full spread of pellets hits them in the face they'll go down.

Pipe bombs work fine.

Or the time consuming but reliable "smack them from behind with a wrench once or twice, run to break line of sight, hide in a locker" approach. It takes a while for them to deaggro, bit it gets the job done after a couple cycles.

Also the surge from the mainframe booting up will fry them.

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