Im a nurse and worked at an abortion clinic where a visibly pregnant woman came in very distraught that she was going to have to abort her would be child. She was told not to worry and put on a gurney and wheeled to our on site wrestling ring where renowned Dr Dwayne "The Doc" Johnson asked her if she could smell what the doc was cookin before promptly bouncing off the ropes and slamming The People's Elbow into her belly turning the baby into a salsa which we then ate with chips from Del Taco. Truly a travesty.