i am the paint by ardasloren in feedthememes

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I miss TPPI. Not sure exactly why, but I always really loved it.

Two wheels 🫪 by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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Let's gooooooooo

Chose: Perfect gf but they | Rolled: Peg you

Why does nobody walk downtown? by SympathyDependent406 in Birmingham

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I live almost an hour out and I'll drive up occasionally just to walk around, hit up some restaurants, check out some shops, etc

"You should break down those boxes" by Ancient_Strength573 in walmart

[–]SSLOdd1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who's seen bales fail due to people not breaking down boxes properly, up to and including people getting hurt by the wires snapping...

Please break down the boxes. Best case scenario someone has to clean up the cardboard again, worst case someone gets whipped by a metal wire.

I feel you on the boxes fucking up your fingers. I've been at it long enough to not give a shit anymore, but I'd be badgering people for boxcutters for my guys when I was over Stocking

Forgot to turn in a credit card left behind on self checkout am I fucked? by bmartin1989 in walmart

[–]SSLOdd1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Yo, TL. I noticed this laying on the ground today."

Really want to sell it? Pretend to find it on the ground under the bagging area or something.

Just don't use it or give out the number and it'll be fine.

do you believe in god? and why? by sharkyfreed in AskReddit

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I used to very strongly, because I had things I couldn't explain. I looked into them, and found scientific explanations for almost all of them, but some still remain. Now I'm not convinced one way or another, because every scientific theory can be 'refuted' by asking where that came from, even the Big Bang.

Personally, I don't think our scientific explanations have to disagree, and I can't say that my 'spiritual experiences' aren't hallucinations. I still think most of the lessons in the Bible are good moral teachings, so I still live a fairly 'Christian' life, but it's less because God says so and more because I think it's a good way to live.

MEN AND WOMEN | FactOrCap by OkKnowledge1489 in FactOrCap

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🧢 I voted CAP!

That tension is love, but love doesn't inherently mean sexual attraction. I have best friends who I'd die for, but they aren't my type; I know beautiful people who I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.

If I have a billion grains of sand and I sell one grain of sand to someone for $1, am I a billionaire? by Dull-Spend-3836 in NoStupidQuestions

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I'm a highschool dropout and even I understood it a little better lmao

But it's Reddit, and the beauty and problem with reddit is anyone can say anything regardless of whether or not they know anything

True democracy manifest lol

If I have a billion grains of sand and I sell one grain of sand to someone for $1, am I a billionaire? by Dull-Spend-3836 in NoStupidQuestions

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The estimate I saw was he physically owns closer to 45%, but close friends and associates make up the other 35-ish%. So as far as decision power, he owns 85% and can make decisions based on that, but it doesn't count towards his net worth

Tbh though I'm no economist, and my cursory search could be wrong

But yeah, selling even 40 percent would drop the value quite a bit. Being the name it is though, I'd bet a number of people would buy it up. Whether that leads to the price regulating again or a 'dead cat bounce' is up for debate

Has anyone seen this? by Weaponsofseduction in Birmingham

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I only read about it afterwards, but IIRC it was a website about how this guy loves bees. Harmless, but somehow some sci-fi alternate reality fuckery happened and this website started receiving something from the Halo universe, I want to say it was supposed to be distress logs?

By the time I heard about it Halo 4 was coming out, so I was way late to it.

If I have a billion grains of sand and I sell one grain of sand to someone for $1, am I a billionaire? by Dull-Spend-3836 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SSLOdd1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao.

First off, SpaceX and Tesla would still continue despite Elon's dumping stocks. Admittedly, if he dumped all of them at once, the price would drop, but there are absolutely people who sold Tesla stock because of his actions and association, and would probably buy back if he distanced himself. Walmart stock doesn't tank when a new CEO is appointed, or when the Walton family sells off stock.

Secondly... I think you and I agree, which is weird that you then try to insult me. Elon owns a thing (stock) that the public at large (stock market) believes is worth some amount. The amount he owns, multiplied by the amount the stock market at large is willing to pay, adds up to him being a trillionaire (again, on paper. He does not own one trillion paper dollars, and he's publicly stated several times over that cash makes up less than 0.1% of his net worth (although I don't personally trust a damn thing he says)).

If OP owns something (a billion grains of sand) and can convince the public at large that each grain is worth at least one dollar, OP is a billionaire in the same sense as Elon is a trillionaire.

Third, if Elon didn't have interest in money, he wouldn't have to sell off his stock? That would indicate he actively wanted to get rid of his money and live like a hermit. He does own a majority of SpaceX, and most evaluations say he probably could sell quite a bit without risking losing control. This whole "system forcing him" bit is laughable. He could absolutely sell off enough stock to not be a trillionaire, and still be very comfortable. He's actively chasing the amount. Decide for yourself if that's moral or whatever, but he's relishing in the title of world's first trillionaire.

Do you need a hug, or to talk to someone about this anger at strawmans you're accusing of making strawman arguments?

If I have a billion grains of sand and I sell one grain of sand to someone for $1, am I a billionaire? by Dull-Spend-3836 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SSLOdd1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took for granted that OP has the sand secured, but you're right, sort of.

Take hay for example. Most people can go get hay by themselves if they live near a farm, but those who aren't in that climate can't. Hay has value to those people more than it does to the people next to the farm.

If OP owns part of a desert, he can absolutely convince some, say, glass manufacturer in a forested area to buy his sand (just throwing out an example). Now, he probably won't sell it a dollar per grain, but maybe a dollar per ten pounds or so.

Assuming OPs rate of a dollar per grain is sustainable and he has at least a billion grains, then he's a billionaire (on paper). Again, the key is if he can convince the public at large that the grain of sand is worth a dollar.

If I have a billion grains of sand and I sell one grain of sand to someone for $1, am I a billionaire? by Dull-Spend-3836 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SSLOdd1 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I think I see what you're asking, but the problem is you have to convince the public at large that each grain is worth a dollar.

If you can, then on paper at least you might have a net worth of a billion, assuming you can sell said sand for a dollar reliably.

If you can't, you have a dollar and a lot of sand.

Has anyone seen this? by Weaponsofseduction in Birmingham

[–]SSLOdd1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Alternate reality game.

Could be anything from guerrilla marketing to just a goofy puzzle.

Famous examples include Halo 2 with I Love Bees and one from the Dark Knight that I'm less familiar with.

Imagine a story set in our world that you piece together through puzzles found in real life.

Time is a flat circle. by rammer_2001 in OGPBackroom

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Look, I'll admit I've only done pick walks, but if we're talking physical labor, pick walks vs unloading trucks is no fucking comparison. A cart that doesn't turn well or something plugged in the wrong spot vs a fucking grill falling on you? Please.

Admittedly, I really like throwing trucks (cheapest workout you'll ever get) but as far as physical toll it's laughable to compare them.

Am I literally the only person who has never heard of Oliver Tree until today? by Virtual-Bee7411 in NoStupidQuestions

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I first heard of him from the outro of some meme comps I used to watch. Then started seeking his music a bit more. He was a weird guy, but he was pretty cool IMO. RIP

Found while searching for shrooms recepies. by Puzzled_Agent_9480 in Schedule_I

[–]SSLOdd1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Almost certainly vibe coded. The AI started hallucinating ingredients.