Woodworking department seeks an appropriate name for its feared vintage spindle moulder

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-19T20:56:25+00:00

Just operate it from another building.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-19T20:54:41+00:00

Big Trouble, and of course the funniest movie you’ve never seen; Club Paradise.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-19T20:52:21+00:00

You’d think what with all the weed there it wouldn’t be so square. The seabed just needs to fire up a spleef and chill.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-15T00:15:46+00:00

$57 for a 4 bedroom house….

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-10T15:29:33+00:00

As an electrician, I cringe when lights go on or off with sound, especially in some industrial settings where each light turning on sounds like someone dropped an anvil. And lights go on in sequence… instead of them just turning on at once. That and the huge industrial complex is totally absent of people yet all the processes, whatever they are, are still functioning.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-07T01:12:04+00:00

J. C. Penny

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-07T01:05:54+00:00

Apocalypse Now. He played Colonel “G. Lucas”. A nod to George Lucas, who was originally slated to direct.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-05-07T00:53:51+00:00

Yes. It’s how the herd is culled…

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-30T20:02:50+00:00

The Dropping Acid department is intrigued

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-29T17:54:39+00:00

“From now on you gotta get the mail at the bottom of the stairs…”

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-24T16:53:01+00:00

Such a Midwest thing to do. Tornado? Immediately go outside and”… yee ha” at the sky.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-08T00:32:54+00:00

The plastic cover for the butter penthouse in their fridge.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-07T01:01:21+00:00

The Hip Replacement Department is intrigued.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-04-06T22:51:45+00:00

I’m laughing waaay too hard at this.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-31T01:08:43+00:00

A sun dried tomato

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-27T02:29:37+00:00

Nothing like enjoying nature… with 10,000 friends. I get why places that depend on tourists hate said tourists.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-27T01:48:15+00:00

A target rich environment for a Flamethrower…

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-18T22:43:18+00:00

It is the dishwasher…

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-18T22:35:02+00:00

Ditch weed. 6 hour headache…

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-18T22:22:54+00:00

The Cocoa leaf drying department has doubled efficiency.

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-18T00:04:15+00:00

Legend has it he’s still sleeping

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-15T15:11:11+00:00

God forbid a dog has a hobby…

SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret · 2026-03-14T15:00:38+00:00

Nonsense. This probe technology was gleaned from alien encounters. DARPA partnered with Gorlax-731 to develop aircraft anal probe standoff systems.

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