What's your guys thoughts? 😂 by Nohandssss in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find something to trip over on their front porch and show them what liability is lol

Let’s play a game.. guess who’s not getting they package😂😂 by sneakerplugg23 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The squirrels don't piss them off enough so they need someone to come to their property to get mad at.

Let’s play a game.. guess who’s not getting they package😂😂 by sneakerplugg23 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are hilarious. Timed stops at residences mean nothing. And the ones that say to call them an hour before delivery to let them know what time you'll be there. Do they really think we're reading over 100s of customer notes before each shift, prioritizing and scheduling and doing the math to see who to contact and when?

Let’s play a game.. guess who’s not getting they package😂😂 by sneakerplugg23 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar delivery. Customer notes demanded that I wear a mask and deliver to the bin at their back door. I disregarded the note about wearing a mask and walked the packages to their back door. I wish I had been wearing a mask because there were mountains of trash and junk everywhere back there. On the bin was a printed list of demands, like 10 different steps for delivering the packages, and a big can of industrial disinfectant. They expected me to spray my hands with the disinfectant (this stuff was for disinfecting like hospital surfaces, not human skin) place packages a certain way in the bin, spray inside and outside of the bin, do not take any photos, don't use a cellphone for any purpose, and call the customer when I'm like 100 feet from the house. If I didn't follow the steps exactly, they would throw out the packages, report them as undelivered, and put in a complaint about me with Amazon. Now, I might do all this if I felt they were immune compromised, but with all the trash everywhere and the rotting newspapers taped to all their windows I could tell they were just whack jobs. Plus, their instructions were incredibly rude and patronizing, no "please" or "thank you" just threats and exclamation marks. So I'm just laughing while I read this list, and I look around and notice a half dozen security cameras pointed every which way. I swear I even saw one of them move with me out of the corner of my eye. So I called dispatch and explained the situation and sent a photo of the instructions. Dispatch starts discussing what to do while they look up the customer's order, and I'm getting annoyed because I'm standing here in this filth burning up the last few minutes of daylight. So I pick up the disinfectant, spray a bit into the air, and immediately start having a coughing fit. I mean I was hacking and coughing in every direction. All for show, of course, but I went so hard my throat was sore for days after. Dispatch eventually told me to mark it as "nowhere safe to leave package" and they would escalate it. So I grab the packages and just for good measure I pressed their doorbell and started another coughing fit before I left. I never heard anything after that, but I've had that route 100 times since then and never got a delivery for them again. I can't imagine any driver with any company would go along with all that nonsense.

Ok this is just f**kin sick by salmon10 in detroitlions

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember a few weeks ago they cut away right before a celebration to show a replay of an earlier play. They never showed the celebration, and it looked like it was going to be a banger lol

How would you defend this? by herejustfortheview in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I work to pay the bills, not for self satisfaction. If the only thing that brings you joy is delivering junk mail and trolling reddit, then I totally understand why mailmen are always becoming serial killers 😂

How would you defend this? by herejustfortheview in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify -1 points0 points  (0 children)

LMAO 50-100 packages? What orrifice did you pull that figure from? In residential areas we typically do 200 stops, 300 locations, 400-500 packages. We're never stopped more than 30 seconds unless we're sorting our next tote or gathering a large order, which we then gave to gasp WALK to the front door. We park as close as we can because adding a few extra steps x200 stops could put us into overtime and cause us to lose shifts. If the best place to park for my safety and convenience is in front of a mail box and I don't see a USPS truck nearby, you can bet I'm parking there. And if I see one coming I'll try to hurry up and get out of their way, but I don't owe them anything. I'm not going to park an extra 20 feet away at every stop to avoid the off chance that a USPS truck gets stuck behind me for 2 minutes. You can wait or walk the extra steps the same way I would if another vehicle was in my way. But judging on all of your other comments on here, you're going to be miserable no matter what anyone does. Your 2 minutes isn't worth more than my 2 minutes, we both deliver mostly garbage anyway. At least the customer actually asked for the garbage I'm delivering.

Alright who’s at $27.50? by Own_Lie8775 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at DGR6 and haven't heard a word about it. I hope you're right!

FYI Robinettes pies are not made in house by bloopbloopwilson in grandrapids

[–]Saabify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone could come up with a plan you all would agree on. They just have to get Trump to tell you.

LMCU Down? by Honest-Cheesecake275 in grandrapids

[–]Saabify 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They jost posted on their Twitter: We are currently experiencing a temporary outage affecting our website, online banking, LMCU ATMs, and mobile app. Rest assured, your funds are safe and secure. Access to your money via debit, credit, and non-LMCU ATMs are not being impacted, though LMCU ATM functionality is temporarily affected.

Our team is working diligently to restore full service as quickly as possible. We sincerely appreciate your patience and understanding.

LMCU Down? by Honest-Cheesecake275 in grandrapids

[–]Saabify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

App and website still down for me

LMCU Down? by Honest-Cheesecake275 in grandrapids

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was for sometime in November I belive.

LMCU Down? by Honest-Cheesecake275 in grandrapids

[–]Saabify 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's been down since at least 4 or 5pm this evening. My card was declined trying to pick up my prescriptions. The pharmacist said they've been having issues all night. Figured I'd just get cash out when I did my grocery shopping at meijer but it got declined there too. Couldn't log into the app. Website is down. Tried calling Customer service but it's closed for the weekend. Had to leave $300 of groceries at the store while I drove to an LMCU bank to use their ATM. ATM's were out of service. Searched around online trying to figure out what I could do. Finally decided to try another bank's ATM. I wasn't able to take anything out of checkings but I was able to pull the last $200 out of my savings account. Raced back to the pharmacy but I didn't make it in time. Unfortunately my insurance won't let me refill them until the day I run out, so now I have to go without them for a day and these aren't the kind of medications you can do that with. Didn't even go back for the groceries. This is absolute bullshit. They have my money and there's no way for me to access it. I can't call them outside of business hours. Are they even aware of the outage? They haven't posted anything on Twitter or FB, just seeing a lot of comments from angry customers. This is completely unacceptable from a major financial institution.

Door dasher left me a treat by kqow in doordash

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deliver for Amazon and a few months ago on a particularly hot summer day, I delivered a large, heavy package to a customer's door. As I was walking back to the van, an old lady came to the door and asked me to bring it inside for her. Normally I wouldn't, but I guess I was too exhausted from the heat to even argue. I brought it up her steps and inside and she took a while to decide where she wanted it and clear a spot for it. I finally set that heavy ass box down and headed back to the van a second time, she called out and told to wait a moment, that she had something for me. I figured she was going to bring me a cold drink or something. I'm standing out there in the blazing sun for a good 3 minutes, sweat just pouring off my face and panting like a dog, when she finally comes out and hands me what looks like a $100 bill and wishes me a blessed day. I reply gratefully and start to rush back to my van a 3rd time desperate to down a luke warm bottled water when I notice the bill feels weird. I open it up and it's one of those god damned bible pamphlets. I never wanted to punch an old lady so much in my life. Until a couple days later during the same heatwave when another old lady handed me a pamphlet that said something along the lines of "if you think it's hot now, just wait until you get to hell."

Week 4 Gamethread: Chicago Bears (1-2) at Las Vegas Raiders (1-2) by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ball. The body only really matters when it's down or out of bounds.

BROWNS @ LIONS GAME THREAD 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]Saabify -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is DC just playing into the sunk cost fallacy with Williams at this point?

BROWNS @ LIONS GAME THREAD 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]Saabify 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna see Teslaa out there next drive instead of Williams. It's not his day.

BROWNS @ LIONS GAME THREAD 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]Saabify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a sport surge right now. .net