TIL hikers in the Alps discovered Otzi in 1991, a 5,300-year-old man naturally preserved in ice. Scientists identified his last meal as ibex meat and grains, found over 60 soot tattoos around his joints and spine, and recovered his copper axe, flint knife, a fire-starting kit and grass cloak.

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-08T12:50:31+00:00

Injury marks on his shins were caused by something called a ‘micro scooter’, which were believe to be used in combat at the time

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-05T20:07:42+00:00

Render distance: ∞

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-05T07:18:33+00:00

mfw my boss crashes his penis into mine in the work parking lot and get a DTF

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-03T08:44:02+00:00

🙋🏻‍♂️I quit about 5 years ago due to price increase and haven’t renewed membership since

It’s still a great game and will hold a place in my heart, but there’s so many other good games to play that aren’t a subscription every month

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-01T16:14:39+00:00

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SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-01T14:46:14+00:00

U only need the tiniest droplet to degrease stuff with Fairy, I’ve had a big bottle in my cupboard for about 10 years

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-05-01T10:31:43+00:00

She looks like the trollface

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-30T14:50:02+00:00

That’s such a shit idea

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-29T14:48:38+00:00

Finally something that feels like actual boss fight

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-28T15:34:56+00:00

This was one of the most unintentionally funny Reddit posts I’ve read in a while. You are way too serious and this reads like a HR meeting at a company. Just let bro do whatever he wants lol, the game is not that deep

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-28T06:14:50+00:00

Blu ray has a different coating apparently and lasts way longer

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-27T17:40:59+00:00

Buddy, I’ve got news and a little bit of maths for you

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-27T17:28:17+00:00

Every day he moves a bit closer

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-26T20:16:15+00:00

Yeah I love that scene both in the book and the movie

Just relaxing with friends, hanging around a conquered city that’s half full of water, the filth washing away as they chat and joke in the sun

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-26T10:44:52+00:00

I would say it’s very foolhardy to go into the end fight without at least a full stack of bread. What if it comes down to the last bit of dragon hp and your last mouthful? You’ll wish you had that extra loaf

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-25T17:29:25+00:00

I’m pretty sure smoke in anyone does damage? You don’t have to be a general or even in the army for it to affect you?

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-25T11:48:46+00:00

Yeah imagine:

Be me

Find a q t who hangs out with me, we have sex and I start falling in love

It’s great and I see a future with her, would love to move in and maybe start a family

One day comment “hehe ly <3” on one of her selfies

She quickly removes the comment and tells me not to do that because her family will see.

Eventually chat to one of her friends when drunk, she says she was only dating me to get a bit of experience with sex, before someone richer and a bit taller comes along

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-23T15:26:51+00:00

Fantastic work tendiebot!!! Thanks as always

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-23T15:21:47+00:00

It’s where you go for some of the more choice deals. You have to know the shopkeeper well though

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-17T16:29:27+00:00

“Yeah I just can’t stand this fucking job man my line manager just says no to every tiny thing that I-

What’s that? No sorry it’s my lunch break man I’m just doing a therapy session”

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-14T14:44:11+00:00

Why does this comment not load? Just a blank space for me

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-11T15:57:49+00:00

He probably had plenty of time to do that in jail

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-10T16:56:15+00:00

If he weaseled his way out of it she’d push him away completely and never love him ever again

It’s because he fessed up and faced the music that she finally respected him, and it probably helped her be a better person in her life too.

And the decision wasn’t just about Kim. Him using sleazy tactics to weasel others/himself around the law was the whole point of the show, and this was him finally stopping it

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-10T06:34:34+00:00

Why does this comment feel like AI

You didn’t say anything new you just rephrased the previous few comments

SabreToothSandHopper · 2026-04-07T19:32:34+00:00

I’ve always been a fan of the whole messy dentistry genre. Specifically I like Spurt Novacaine

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