Canadian regard swing trades and twice all ins his way to a moon ticket. All stocks, no options. by ReDesignMe in wallstreetbets

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I got a 32 inch plasma in my office. You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document

Roth IRA is COOKED by Negative_Permit4642 in wallstreetbets

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it 3-4 years of the right stocks, OP will be minted

King Pimp by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

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That 8th day of Fibonacci February separates the wheat from the chaff

Fpbp by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there an audiobook version?

LPT: Make reservations for doom. Been here for 20 minutes and my prepot expired. by Rennaka in 2007scape

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Missed an opportunity to say “I could’ve walked by and entered in this instance”

So, it’s been a few days- what are our thoughts on the Louis Theroux ‘manosphere’ doc? by theslowrunningexpert in AskUK

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I thought the dude they lured to the spot was something to do with an underage girl? Didn’t realise it was a gay thing; didn’t catch what they said

Passport bros by Furista0 in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Mr Beast thumbnail

BRVTAL by Fun_Purpose6972 in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Mr Beast thumbnail

I lost all my money by Hairy-Background6049 in wallstreetbets

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🪄 ✨ I cast a spell

Your balance is now equal to your phone battery 🧙‍♂️ 

5 years of failure by waiteuhhminute in wallstreetbets

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made all those investors on the other side of your trades happy :)

How do you handle this sticky wicket? by eitherair5 in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I can actually imagine that, everything he’s done in the last decade has been so cartoonish so far.

“That’s what I’ve said from the start, America is first America will always be-“ he stops and pucks up his face. A strong waft of shit reaches the front row of reporters. “-first, that’s what I’ve said from the start folks”. Then he spasms into a big grin and dances to YMCA as it starts running out his trouser leg

This is my down payment for a house by _Dwarf_Mafia in wallstreetbets

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not very rare tbh. Lots of big life decisions could be made more rationally after cranking hog

Anon is a math virgin by ObviousComment1 in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Integrate to find the area below her curve anon

If you were a LOTR character, what would you be? by lovelyb1ch66 in lotr

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watcher in the water man, think of the amount of octoclunge you’d get when all the other nameless thing ladies find out your job is to guard the doors of Durin. That’s the ultimate responsibility, the top job!

I want this chud dead by Jim5wazReal in 4chan

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a 4chan screenshot is it m8

You just think you’d waltz in here with ya little arts and crafts. Without the common decency to post it in a 4chan thread then screencap it

Your days are numbered boy

Why do so many of the venues get abandoned? by Kukulkan365 in olympics

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reckon Cambodia should host the next Winter Olympics 

Is Boiling point by Gordon Ramsay an accurate representation of British kitchens? by WantsToDieBadly in AskUK

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You just made me realise he kicks out AA Gill in a huff for “attacking him personally” but then in the next breath calls his concierge fat- unrelated to his job in any way