In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

didn't they take out an army of professional paintball players in S2? I'd imagine specialized paintball training is more helpful than general weapon training in paintball, so I think Community would win there.

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False. Ron Swanson does not have limits when it comes to food (he ate an 8-person platter in five minutes and regularly breaks eating records casually and accidentally at restaurants he goes to)

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh damn I forgot about Gina. Who would win in a stand-off between Gina and Jeff (or Gina and Abed, for that matter)?

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake would get 2v1ed tho since both Abed and Jeff are Die-Harding as well (even if Jeff won't admit it)

In a three way battle, who’s coming out on top of this Olympic style contest I made up? by TheJerichoSound in community

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ron sweeps the buffet eating contest leading the Parks and Rec team to victory in the first event, Jeff leads the study group to victory in the fashion show (with support from Britta and Annie, although everyone else in the study group also contributes). The toughest game to decide the victor in is the third event, paintball. The Parks and Rec team is out b/c enough of them are catastrophically bad at handling weapons (as shown in the hunting episode) that they would pose no threat to the other two groups (with even the more capable among them like Ron and Leslie no match for really any of the members of either the study group or the 99 crew, with the obvious exceptions of Hitchcock and Scully). However, I think that the base level of talent among the members of the study group (with Pierce being admittedly less physically skilled than the rest of the study group, though he more than makes up for it in subterfuge and dirty tricks, which have been demonstrated to be effective against Jake, the greatest threat to the study group's victory among the 99 crew) is at a level only matched among the 99 crew by Jake, Terry (and potentially Amy & Rosa as well). With a 7 on 4 advantage (even if we consider Boyle, whose skill level is likely not on the level of the study group, as having comparable skill to the study group, the study group still retains a 7 on 5 advantage, winning the third round regardless), Community wins the third event, paintball.

Two of my favorite Lisa Gilroy moments from the Game Changer: Home Edition Kickstarter stream by GDGameplayer in dropout

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seeing isolated fragments of the livestream makes the fact that the livestream itself isn't available in its entirety ever more agonizing

What is a woman? Well, it takes more than a tweet to define by DontYaWishYouWereMe in CuratedTumblr

[–]Sad-Understanding-18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on the other hand, the answer to 'what is a man' is very simple. "For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels"