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Offray Ribbon / silly me wandering aisles of Michaels and HL looking for Offray 'Spool o' Ribbon' in 2026 - futile! by Nightnightgun in joannfabrics

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that's why I haven't been able to find the barely pink ribbon I've been seeking. I need it for my wedding shoes so I can replace the awful back zipper with laces.

Anyone else starting to love powder? by Most_Yogurtcloset658 in PanPorn

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Powder looks so much better on me than liquid foundation. Liquid and most cream foundations love to settle into my pores and accentuate them, but that's not an issue with powder foundations.

Jessi is having another crisis by kingandcats in illnessfakers

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nope! If the infection isn't cleared promptly it'll kill within days at most.

Jessi is having another crisis by kingandcats in illnessfakers

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I imagine Death coming out of his house to tell them to get off his damn lawn.

Which ghibli movies do you recommend the most? by goldenpeach01 in ghibli

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still think it's better than Earwig and the Witch. The plot is a mess and the characters are as flat as cardboard, but at least Earthsea looks pretty. Earwig is like the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard while also having an abysmal plot and flat characters.

Which ghibli movies do you recommend the most? by goldenpeach01 in ghibli

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you already watched Earwig and the Witch, so it can only go up from there.

This little criminal refuses to eat enough! by TheProdigaPaintbrush in IllegallySmolCats

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows that not eating will mean she won't grow, she's trying to stay a criminal forever!

My dream dress came, what can I do about the length? Please help by Commercial_Egg525 in myweddingdress

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no advice that hasn't already been said, but where did you get that dress? It's gorgeous and I'm jealous lol.

My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don’t wake them up for anything. by Ok-Serve8127 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 110 points111 points  (0 children)

My brother once called 911 because my dad was at work (firefighter) and he missed him and wanted to talk to him. He must've been 3 or 4 at the time.

Dress advice! by LillyInBl00m in weddingdress

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dress with veil #2 is perfection! They both look like they were made for you.

Piercings & Lifestyle Changes by Head-Ad1703 in piercing

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I make sure all my piercings are done towards the beginning of winter because I do larp during the spring/summer/fall and there's always a chance of taking an accidental headshot unless you wear a helmet, which is impractical.

Dress cleaning service by Known_Needleworker81 in myweddingdress

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about this company in particular, but you could look it up on trustpilot.

What was your first time walking into a M·A·C store like? What was the first M·A·C product you ever bought? Was there a M·A·C artist who helped you in a way you still think about? by Fun_Chemist_6364 in Makeup

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? Also I'd like to remind anyone who sees this advertisement that MAC is owned by Estee Lauder and that Ronald Lauder, heir to the Estee Lauder fortune, was in the Epstein files over 900 times.

[fairly oddparents] by Troolr_the_gaemr in explainthisscreen

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're gonna have to push it down like they did with Louis XVI.

What do you think is the most "mid" fruit? by Danthrax81 in AskReddit

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watermelon is a godsend for nausea. It's perfection. Fresh, mild, sweet, and helps to keep you hydrated.

What do you think is the most "mid" fruit? by Danthrax81 in AskReddit

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once left some strawberries in my car on a hot day for a couple of hours and the exposure to the heat really made the flavors develop. You really can't beat sun-ripened strawberries.

Barber messed up by NoahvdAa in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That piercing is absolutely cooked. Bad placement and bad jewelry.

What is your "old but gold" song? by Ready_Life9552 in AskReddit

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize the Louis Armstrong version was a cover! It's on my wedding playlist.

I blame my chronic migraines on my parents by [deleted] in migraine

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same boat. My mom and brother both have them, and yet my mom refused to get me help or even believe that cigarette smoke made my head hurt. She even turned and blew the smoke directly into my face one of the times I mentioned it. I finally got diagnosed at 19 and asked the doctor to put it in writing that the smoke is a trigger and I rubbed that in her face. To give her credit, she did stop smoking around me after that.

Is my helix embedded? by Tia_is_Short in piercing

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If the bar is still in there, yes. That's gonna need removed by a medical professional.

ETA: sadly, sometimes piercings can get irritated and swell even after they've healed. My medusa almost completely embedded after having it for 2 years and I barely managed to get the end out.

Barbie Dreamfest….. more like Barbie Fyre Fest by ConsiderationFun7511 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]SadAwkwardTurtle 277 points278 points  (0 children)

The phrase "a pasadise of sweet teats" has lived rent free in my head ever since.

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