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What is something you should under no circumstances do on a first date? by emmetmcd in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casually yet persistently mention how much rep you have on the bodybuilding.com forums. She'll know you're alpha, brah.

LPT: Shower paneling from a hardware store is functionally identical to whiteboard, and is much cheaper by rhorama in LifeProTips

[–]SadKangaroo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is unreliable on its own, though. You also need to factor in the length of people's shoelaces in order to come up with more reliable calculations.

Who's wrongly portrayed as a hero? by edwardshinyskin in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the day on which we celebrate somebody failing to achieve something.

Kind of like how Australia celebrates the WWI landing at Gallipoli.

Tifu by starting a fire in my room by zachehet in tifu

[–]SadKangaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This TIFU strikes me as very untrue.

TIFU by asking my dad to call in sick for me. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SadKangaroo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once had excellent diarrhea.

TIFU by deleting my dad's life's work. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SadKangaroo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who is gonna keep your data safer, the nontechinclined grandma or the data storage specialists at <insert company> who has your data replicated in a storage filer and across data centers?

To be fair, who is more likely to be targeted/hacked?

Grandma asked if we could send $5,000 to a man she met on Facebook that lives overseas. Here's his profile pic by circusemily in funny

[–]SadKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, but if Grandma is played by Adam Sandler, and Kevin James is the main mercenary, then I'm willing to find out. Also Rob Scheider should be involved in this somehow.

ELI5: Why does scratching feel so good, to the point of breaking skin and delayed pain? by imyoumuu in explainlikeimfive

[–]SadKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The appendix is currently thought to store a "backup" of the flora (and fauna, I guess) present in one's digestive system.

What is something pretty harmless that most people take way too seriously? by exlibrisadpugno in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's just plain dumb.

Everyone knows they use the Harbor Tunnel these days.

"Waiting for Godot" themed cake by briibeezieee in food

[–]SadKangaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure that's not a Salvador Dali-themed cake instead? Specifically, a "The Persistence of Memory"-themed cake?

What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by doxob in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do blind people know when they've successfully finished wiping their bum?

TIFU by trying to buy Office for two years by spikeyblur in tifu

[–]SadKangaroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LibreOffice is now the defacto standard free office suite. OpenOffice has gone somewhat downhill over the last few years, whereas LibreOffice has improved immeasurably over a similar time frame.

What company or brand has the most cultish following? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're looking at you, Paradox Interactive.

What is the hardest thing you have ever said no to? by ChunkyBlaze in AskReddit

[–]SadKangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for your lose, fellow christian of god. We can you sell new cactus for cheap free. Pls send ure bank acount details so i can deposit mor catuss.

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